Tag: New Mexico Desert

Late-Night Trespassers at Ka-Hoon Campground… and Other Desert Drama**

Most nights at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** are peaceful—the kind of quiet that makes you forget the rest of the world exists. Just desert skies, soft winds, and the occasional animatronic warming up for **Music in the Desert**.

Then there are nights like last night.
The nights where the desert decides to host its own reality show.

We caught **two trespassers** on camera.
Neither had permission.
Neither respected the “No Trespassing” signs.
Neither cared even a little.

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## **Trespasser #1**

* Height: about a foot
* Long ears: satellite-level reception
* Movement: Olympic-level hopping
* Attitude: high

It was, without a doubt, a **jack rabbit** on a mission.

This fuzzy renegade zipped across **Ka-Hoon Campground** like it was late for rehearsal with **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**. It didn’t pause, didn’t wave, and definitely didn’t stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store** to contribute to the local economy.

Truly a rebellious spirit.

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## **Trespasser #2**

* Height: 2–3 feet on all fours
* Tail: maximum fluff
* Eyes: full “try me”
* Species: **Coyote**, desert troublemaker extraordinaire

This one walked past the camera like it owned the whole **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. It stopped just long enough to stare directly into the lens with the expression of:

> “I walk where I want. Don’t interrupt my schedule.”

Coyotes don’t break rules.
They ignore the concept of rules entirely.

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## **If Seen… Please Invite Them to Offgrid Talk**

We aren’t trying to track them down.
We’d just like to politely inform them:

**Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m. MST on TikTok.
All desert residents welcome.**

They already:

* Live off-grid
* Ignore boundaries
* Wander freely across **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
* And act like they’re long-term members of our **Membership program**

Might as well give them a voice.

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## **Meanwhile… the Bulls Returned (Because of Course They Did)**

Just when we thought the night couldn’t get louder, the **free-range bulls** rolled in like they were scheduled entertainment.

They proceeded to:

* Holler
* Buller
* Wrestle
* Slam into each other
* And perform a full-contact dance battle

All.
Night.
Long.

At one point, it sounded like two dump trucks arguing over a parking spot. Even the coyote paused and went, “Bro… chill.”

If you think desert living is quiet, you have never lived next to free-range bulls with personal problems.

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## **Desert Life Keeps Us Laughing**

Between the wildlife, the weirdness, and the 3 a.m. bull brawls, life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is anything but boring.

Add in:

* the odd and unusual bands booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**
* the clean audio and reliable sound work from **Jafo Productions** (the unsung heroes behind many shows)
* the off-grid entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* the animatronics of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**
* and a few overly confident tumbleweeds…

And you’ve got a place where every day writes its own story.

We live off-grid, we laugh a lot, and we take the chaos in stride. Wildlife, music, community—it’s all part of what makes this place special.

If you see the rabbit, the coyote, or the bulls…
Tell them Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m.
We’ll save them a spot and hope they bring good stories.

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