**Plateau Hame De Colquhoun: Where Off-Grid Living, Music & Community Come Alive**
Tucked deep in the New Mexico desert, **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** is more than a destination — it’s a living, breathing off-grid community built on creativity, freedom, and connection. Home to **Ka-Hoon Campground** and the **Ka-Hoon Event Center**, this unique space welcomes travelers, musicians, artists, and free thinkers from all walks of life.
At the heart of Plateau Hame De Colquhoun is a passion for **Music in the Desert**, a growing movement powered by **Colquhoun Entertainment** and **JAFO Productions**. From intimate campfire sessions to full live performances, the desert comes alive with sound, laughter, and unforgettable experiences.
One of the most talked-about acts to grace the stage is **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band** — a darkly humorous, genre-blending performance that pairs music with storytelling, animatronics, and pure originality. Their shows embody the spirit of Ka-Hoon: bold, different, and unapologetically authentic.
Beyond music, Plateau Hame De Colquhoun is a hub for conversation and curiosity. **Offgrid Talk** brings real discussions about alternative living, self-reliance, creativity, and community building. These conversations often spill over into late nights under the stars, where ideas flow as freely as the desert air.
Visitors can also explore **Melodies Oddities**, a space celebrating the strange, artistic, and handcrafted, or stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store**, a rustic desert staple offering essentials, curiosities, and a bit of old-school charm.
Whether you’re camping at **Ka-Hoon Campground**, attending an event at **Ka-Hoon Event Center**, or discovering the magic of Plateau Hame De Colquhoun for the first time, one thing is clear: this is a place where creativity thrives, judgment fades, and community matters.
Come experience **Music in the Desert**, off-grid living, and a community that welcomes you exactly as you are.
http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com
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Escape the Chaos: Discover Ka-hoon Campground Where You Can Finally Be Yourself in the Desert!
It’s Okay to Be Yourself at Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center 🌵
Here at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**, we believe it’s okay to be yourself.
Out here in the open desert, there’s no pressure to fit in, rush, or be anything you’re not.
The desert moves at its own pace. Wide skies, quiet land, and open space invite you to slow down, breathe, and reconnect with yourself. This is a place where you can step away from expectations and simply be.
Respecting others matters — but just as important is **showing yourself respect**.
Honoring your boundaries, your pace, and your truth is part of living authentically.
Whether you’re visiting our campground, attending an event, or experiencing off-grid living, Ka-hoon welcomes real people just as they are. Your voice belongs here. Your presence matters here.
Take the space you need. Be true to yourself.
You’re welcome at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**. 🌵✨
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Why Cattle Keep Visiting Our Home—Life in a New Mexico Free-Range State Explained!
Why the Cattle Keep Visiting Our House — Life in a Free-Range State**
*(Off-Grid Talk from Plateau Hame De Colquhoun)*
If you’ve ever watched our **Offgrid Talk** videos or tuned in to **Music in the Desert**, you already know that living out here at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** comes with some surprises. But one of the questions we get most often—especially on TikTok—is:
**“Why are there cattle at your house?”**
Fair question.
And the answer is simple:
### **We live in New Mexico… a free-range state.**
That means cattle are free to roam in their designated grazing areas, and unless *we* put up fencing (which we really don’t want to), the cows are basically allowed to drop by whenever they feel like it.
And trust me—they *do*.
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## **Why the Cows Love Our Place**
We’re not a fancy resort.
We’re not serving cow snacks.
We don’t even have cow Wi-Fi (yet).
But the cattle absolutely adore the same things that bring you and me joy:
* Solar cameras
* Solar lights
* Motion sensors
* Anything with a blinky light
* Anything that beeps
* Anything that looks even slightly expensive
If it glows, flashes, or makes a sound… they’re going to investigate it.
Some people fight off raccoons.
Some people fight off squirrels.
We fight off **solar-loving cows** who try to boop the cameras at **Ka-Hoon Campground** like they’re testing out new technology.
Honestly?
They’re better security guards than any alarm system.
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## **Life at Ka-Hoon Campground**
Living beside free-range cattle is just part of the charm here.
Between the cows, coyotes, jack rabbits, the animatronic chaos of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**, and the unusual acts booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**, there’s never a dull moment.
Throw in the desert sound work from **Jafo Productions**, a few off-grid challenges, and nightly entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**, and you’ve got a life that’s unpredictable—but always full of stories.
So if the cattle walk by our cameras, nosing around like they’re auditioning for a desert reality show…
that’s just life at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**.
And we wouldn’t change it.
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Caught on Camera: Desert Trespassers, Midnight Bulls & Off-Grid Chaos at Ka-Hoon Campground!
Late-Night Trespassers at Ka-Hoon Campground… and Other Desert Drama**
Most nights at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** are peaceful—the kind of quiet that makes you forget the rest of the world exists. Just desert skies, soft winds, and the occasional animatronic warming up for **Music in the Desert**.
Then there are nights like last night.
The nights where the desert decides to host its own reality show.
We caught **two trespassers** on camera.
Neither had permission.
Neither respected the “No Trespassing” signs.
Neither cared even a little.
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## **Trespasser #1**
* Height: about a foot
* Long ears: satellite-level reception
* Movement: Olympic-level hopping
* Attitude: high
It was, without a doubt, a **jack rabbit** on a mission.
This fuzzy renegade zipped across **Ka-Hoon Campground** like it was late for rehearsal with **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**. It didn’t pause, didn’t wave, and definitely didn’t stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store** to contribute to the local economy.
Truly a rebellious spirit.
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## **Trespasser #2**
* Height: 2–3 feet on all fours
* Tail: maximum fluff
* Eyes: full “try me”
* Species: **Coyote**, desert troublemaker extraordinaire
This one walked past the camera like it owned the whole **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. It stopped just long enough to stare directly into the lens with the expression of:
> “I walk where I want. Don’t interrupt my schedule.”
Coyotes don’t break rules.
They ignore the concept of rules entirely.
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## **If Seen… Please Invite Them to Offgrid Talk**
We aren’t trying to track them down.
We’d just like to politely inform them:
**Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m. MST on TikTok.
All desert residents welcome.**
They already:
* Live off-grid
* Ignore boundaries
* Wander freely across **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
* And act like they’re long-term members of our **Membership program**
Might as well give them a voice.
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## **Meanwhile… the Bulls Returned (Because of Course They Did)**
Just when we thought the night couldn’t get louder, the **free-range bulls** rolled in like they were scheduled entertainment.
They proceeded to:
* Holler
* Buller
* Wrestle
* Slam into each other
* And perform a full-contact dance battle
All.
Night.
Long.
At one point, it sounded like two dump trucks arguing over a parking spot. Even the coyote paused and went, “Bro… chill.”
If you think desert living is quiet, you have never lived next to free-range bulls with personal problems.
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## **Desert Life Keeps Us Laughing**
Between the wildlife, the weirdness, and the 3 a.m. bull brawls, life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is anything but boring.
Add in:
* the odd and unusual bands booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**
* the clean audio and reliable sound work from **Jafo Productions** (the unsung heroes behind many shows)
* the off-grid entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* the animatronics of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**
* and a few overly confident tumbleweeds…
And you’ve got a place where every day writes its own story.
We live off-grid, we laugh a lot, and we take the chaos in stride. Wildlife, music, community—it’s all part of what makes this place special.
If you see the rabbit, the coyote, or the bulls…
Tell them Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m.
We’ll save them a spot and hope they bring good stories.
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Desert Dog Drama! Dreugan Supervises While Vibria Zooms & Lurch Tries to Keep Order!
Desert Dog Drama: Dreugan the Supervisor, Vibria’s Zoomies & Lurch the Butler**
Life at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** and **Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center** isn’t just about off-grid living, Music in the Desert, and paranormal moments—it’s also full of hilarious dog personalities who run the place like their own desert kingdom.
Today’s episode of “Dog Drama in the Desert” stars our three furry legends:
**🐾 Dreugan** – the couch commander and full-time supervisor.
**🐾 Vibria** – the tiny zoomie tornado with the voice of a little girl.
**🐾 Lurch** – the proper butler, keeping order… or trying to.
In this short, funny video, Vibria tries her best to get Lurch to play, zooming around with pure puppy energy. Lurch, in full butler mode, attempts to maintain “household order,” while Dreugan oversees the chaos with the patience of a seasoned king.
These moments are part of what makes off-grid desert life at **Colquhoun** so special. Whether we’re livestreaming **Music in the Desert**, working around the campground, or dealing with random trespassers, the dogs always bring humor, love, and personality into the mix.
If you need a laugh today, this clip is for you.
Life is better with dogs—and even better with desert dogs who think they run the place.
For more off-grid updates, campground adventures, and upcoming events, visit:
** https://plateauhamedecolquhoun.com **
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They Drove Through Our Property at Night… AFTER Passing the No Trespassing Sign! (Caught on Camera)
**Respect in the Desert: What To Do If You Accidentally Drive Onto Private Property**
Living off-grid at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun (Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center)** means valuing safety, boundaries, and respect. Our desert home and campground are surrounded by open land, and it’s not unusual for people to get lost while exploring. But even in remote areas, **No Trespassing signs matter** — and respecting them keeps everyone safe.
Recently, a vehicle drove past our clearly marked **No Trespassing sign** and continued through our private road at Ka-Hoon Campground. Instead of stopping to speak with us, the driver sped off the moment they saw us. Incidents like this can be concerning, not only for our safety but for the peace of everyone who stays, camps, or participates in our events, including **Music in the Desert** livestream nights.
If you ever find yourself lost in the desert and accidentally turn onto someone’s land, here’s the right thing to do:
### ✔️ **Stop and talk to the property owner**
Most off-grid residents are friendly and understanding. If you made a wrong turn, just say so.
### ✔️ **Do not keep driving forward**
Continuing through private land raises safety concerns, especially late at night or when lights are shut off.
### ✔️ **Do not speed away**
Rushing off makes the situation appear suspicious, even if your intentions are harmless.
### ✔️ **Respect the signs**
When a sign says **No Trespassing**, it’s there for safety, liability, and privacy — not to be ignored.
At **Ka-Hoon Campground**, we welcome respectful visitors, campers, musicians, and community members for year-round events, Off-Grid Talks, Music in the Desert livestreams, karaoke nights, and our unique Halloween-inspired experiences. We value honesty, communication, and neighborly respect.
If you make a mistake, just stop.
Talk to us.
**Respect goes a long way in the desert.**
For more about our events, off-grid living, and memberships, visit:
👉 **https://plateauhamedecolquhoun.com**
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The Colquhoun Crest Revealed: The Ancient Scottish Symbol That Still Shapes Ka-Hoon Today!
***The History of Clan Colquhoun***
**How a Highland Legacy Lives On at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**
The spirit of **Clan Colquhoun** goes back centuries, long before the creation of **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, the **Ka-Hoon Campground**, **Ka-Hoon Event Center**, or the creative world of **Colquhoun Entertainment**. The name itself carries a deep ancestral story rooted in Scotland’s rugged Highlands, where the Colquhoun family established their legacy along the western shores of **Loch Lomond**.
## **Origins of Clan Colquhoun**
Clan Colquhoun traces its lineage to the early medieval period, emerging as one of the influential Highland families of western Scotland. The name “Colquhoun” comes from the lands of **Colquhoun in Dunbartonshire**, granted during the reign of Alexander II in the 1200s. Over generations, the clan expanded its territories to include the lands of **Luss**, where the clan’s seat remains to this day.
The chiefs of Clan Colquhoun played key roles in Scotland’s history, participating in battles, land disputes, and alliances that shaped the region around Loch Lomond. Their tartan, crest, and motto—**“Si Je Puis” (If I Can)**—reflect determination, resilience, and honor.
## **The Clan and the Lands of Luss**
By the 14th century, the Colquhoun family had firmly established themselves at **Luss**, where they built the foundations of what would become a thriving clan community. These lands, rich with forests, lochs, and mountain passes, symbolized both the beauty and challenges of Highland life.
Even today, Luss is considered one of Scotland’s most picturesque towns, and the Colquhoun name remains deeply tied to the region’s heritage.
## **Clan Conflicts and Triumphs**
Like many Highland clans, the Colquhouns faced their share of conflict—none more legendary than the **Battle of Glen Fruin** in 1603, when they faced the MacGregors. Though the battle was devastating, the resilience of the Colquhoun people ensured their legacy survived and continued to grow.
Through centuries of political change, shifting borders, and royal influence, the clan remained steadfast and respected.
## **From Scotland to the Desert—A Modern Legacy Begins**
Today, the Colquhoun name lives on in a very different landscape—**the New Mexico desert**, where the spirit of the clan inspires the creation of **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, also known as **Ka-Hoon**.
Here, the essence of the clan’s values—community, honor, independence, resilience—are reflected in:
* **Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center**
* **Music in the Desert**
* **JAFO Productions**
* **Melodie’s Oddities**
* **Dusty Nail General Store**
* **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band**
* The off-grid lifestyle shared through **offgrid talk** and daily content
What once began in the misty woodlands of Loch Lomond now continues in the open skies and rugged mesas of the American Southwest.
## **Why the History Matters Today**
Understanding the roots of **Clan Colquhoun** brings depth to everything built at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun. It’s more than a name—it’s a heritage of perseverance, creativity, and community.
And just like their Scottish ancestors, the modern Colquhoun homestead stands strong in a wild landscape, welcoming travelers, storytellers, musicians, and adventurers.
## **Carrying the Legacy Forward**
Whether through nightly campfires, Music in the Desert performances, or off-grid living, the legacy of Clan Colquhoun continues to grow in new ways.
The land has changed—but the spirit hasn’t.
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Dogs Expose the Desert Monsters! 😂 Music in the Desert Chaos at Ka-Hoon Campground!
When the Dogs Take Over the Desert: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Music in the Desert**
**Welcome to another fun moment here at our Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center — or as our furry security team calls it, “The Land of Desert Monsters.”**
During rehearsals for **Music in the Desert**, the dogs decided it was *their* turn to share their thoughts. From missing toys to “official snack investigations,” their commentary had everyone laughing.
As we prepared for tonight’s performance with **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band**, our four-legged comedians kept a close eye on the action. Whether you’re following us on TikTok, YouTube, or Facebook, these behind-the-scenes moments show what life is really like here at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, also known as **Ka-Hoon**.
Events like **Music in the Desert**, our Halloween-themed activities, and all the fun at the **Dusty Nail General Store**, **JAFO Productions**, **Melodie’s Oddities**, and everything under **Colquhoun Entertainment** make our off-grid world a unique desert experience.
Stay tuned for more updates, livestreams, and all the quirky moments that happen when you live off-grid with creative energy, animatronics, live music, and opinionated dogs.
http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com
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I Tried Hanging a No Trespassing Sign… and It Went Hilariously Wrong! (Upside Down?!)
When Hanging a No Trespassing Sign Goes Hilariously Wrong
If you’ve ever lived off-grid in the desert, you already know that sometimes the land humbles you—and sometimes it just laughs at you. Today’s lesson? Even the simplest jobs can turn into a full-blown comedy sketch.
There we were at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun, proudly holding our brand-new **No Trespassing sign**, ready to protect **our little slice of off-grid heaven**. The plan was simple: hang the sign facing the right way so strangers, trespassers, or wandering motorcyclists wouldn’t mistake **our property** for a public trail.
Sounds easy, right?
Well… I managed to hang the sign **the wrong direction** *and* **upside down**. Yes. Both. At the same time.
So what exactly does an **upside-down No Trespassing sign** mean?
Around here, apparently it translates to:
➡️ *“Trespassers welcome. The owners are trying their best.”*
➡️ *“Please enter at your own confusion.”*
➡️ *“Warning: Gravity and common sense were not consulted.”*
In the desert, even the signs get disoriented.
But hey—when you live off-grid at Ka-Hoon Campground, you learn to laugh at yourself. And considering the drama we’ve seen around trespassing lately, maybe a little humor is exactly what the land needed today.
At least we got it fixed… after taking a picture for TikTok, because something this ridiculous **had** to be shared. You’re welcome.
If you’re keeping up with our daily Off-Grid Life adventures, stay tuned to TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, and Colquhoun Entertainment—because you never know what I will be hanging upside down next.
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Off-Grid Dogs Steal the Show During Colquhoun Entertainment Livestream!
Life off-grid isn’t just about solar panels, survival, and simplicity — it’s also about the *joy of the moment*. And no one knows that better than the four-legged stars of **Colquhoun Entertainment**!
During this morning’s **Off-Grid Talk** livestream on **TikTok**, the dogs took center stage — playing, digging, and reminding everyone that sometimes, happiness is as simple as chasing a tumbleweed.
What started as a calm morning chat about off-grid life turned into a comedy show filled with wagging tails, zoomies, and laughter.
These desert dogs are more than pets — they’re part of the Colquhoun family, living free, fearless, and full of love under the endless New Mexico sky.
Catch every hilarious moment and uplifting vibe on **TikTok, YouTube, and Facebook** — because sometimes, inspiration has paws.
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