Uncategorized

Rattlesnake in the Road: Desert Wildlife Encounters and Safety Tips

Rattlesnake in the Road: What You Need to Know About Desert Wildlife

Encountering a rattlesnake in the desert can be an unexpected experience. While many of us explore off-grid areas for peace, adventure, and solitude, it’s important to remember that the desert is home to many wild creatures, including rattlesnakes.

In this instance, a rattlesnake was spotted sunning itself right in the road. While nothing dangerous occurred, this encounter is a reminder to stay alert, respect wildlife, and move cautiously while exploring desert landscapes.

Rattlesnakes are not aggressive by nature—they usually strike only when threatened. Observing from a safe distance ensures both your safety and the snake’s well-being. For those living or camping off-grid, keeping an eye on the surroundings, especially in remote areas, is crucial.

Sharing these experiences also helps others understand the reality of desert life, from the unique wildlife to the precautions you should take. Whether you’re hiking, camping, or simply driving through, encounters like this are part of what makes desert adventures memorable.

Uncategorized

Best Off-Grid New Mexico Experience – Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center Adventure

Welcome to Plateau Hame de Colquhoun — home of the Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center, the ultimate destination for off-grid living, desert camping, and unforgettable community experiences in New Mexico. Perched high above the Rio Grande Valley, Ka-Hoon invites adventurers, nomads, and music lovers to unplug, explore, and connect under vast desert skies.

Here at Ka-Hoon, we celebrate off-grid living and homesteading with real solar-powered gatherings, eco-friendly camping, and events that bring people together without judgment or pretension. Whether you’re here for “music in the desert”, talent nights, or large community festivals, you’ll find a place that feels like home in the high desert.

Campground Highlights:

  • Authentic desert camping with sweeping scenic views
  • Eco-friendly and inclusive outdoor space
  • Community events, open mic nights, and music festivals
  • Live livestream concerts right from the desert
  • Western heritage, nomad gatherings, and off-grid homestead culture

At Ka-Hoon, the desert becomes more than a landscape — it’s a stage, a playground, and a community. Whether you’re traveling far or coming for a local weekend, you’re invited to discover what makes this rustic event center one of the Southwest’s most authentic outdoor living destinations.

Uncategorized

From Enchantment to Entrapment: New Mexico’s Desert Mystery & Your Safe Base Camp

The Land of Enchantment can sometimes feel like the Land of Entrapment… especially in the remote deserts of New Mexico.

But at Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center, you don’t have to worry. Build your base camp, travel, explore, and return safely—without fear of losing your space, belongings or freedom.

Join our membership program and enjoy:

  • Permanent base camp setup
  • Exclusive events and music nights
  • A safe, welcoming off-grid community
  • Freedom to explore without worry

🌵 Some places may hold you… but at Ka-Hoon, you’re always free to roam and return.

Uncategorized

Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC | Ka-Hoon Campground, Music in the Desert & Off-Grid New Mexico Experiences

Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC is a private, off-grid property located in New Mexico and serves as the parent company for multiple creative and experience-based ventures, including Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center, Colquhoun Entertainment, JAFO Productions, Dusty Nail General Store, and Music in the Desert.

This unique property is designed as a space for independent music, creative expression, and authentic community gatherings. Each DBA under Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC represents a different part of the experience—ranging from live music performances and artist showcases to off-grid living and community-focused events.

Access to the property is limited to booked guests and members, creating a controlled and private environment where visitors can enjoy music, nature, and connection without the distractions of traditional commercial venues.

Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center

Ka-Hoon Campground serves as the core of the property’s live experience. It provides a space for camping, gatherings, and events in a natural, off-grid setting. Guests can experience live music, including events like Music in the Desert, while surrounded by the open landscape of New Mexico.

Music in the Desert

Music in the Desert is a signature event series that brings together live performances, original music, and a community-driven atmosphere. Hosted at Colquhoun Entertainment, these events focus on independent artists and authentic sound in a private setting.

Colquhoun Entertainment & JAFO Productions

Colquhoun Entertainment and JAFO Productions handle the creative and production side of the property, supporting live events, content creation, and independent music projects such as Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band.

Dusty Nail General Store

The Dusty Nail General Store focuses on souvenirs, art, and crafts. Members of the community can also sell their own goods there on an honor pay system, fostering creativity and collaboration while supporting the off-grid lifestyle.

Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC continues to grow as a destination for those seeking off-grid living, independent music, creative experiences, and private events in New Mexico.

This is not just a venue—it is a full ecosystem built around community, creativity, and self-reliance.

Uncategorized

The Desert Tried to Evict Us Again (But the RV Said Nope)

The Wind Lives Here (We Just Pay Rent)

The desert does not do gentle.

It doesn’t breeze.
It doesn’t drift.
It arrives — like it owns the place
and we forgot to check the lease.

The wind out here has a personality disorder.
One minute: postcard sunset.
Next minute: airborne lawn chairs,
missing dog bowls,
and me chasing a trash can across open land
like a low-budget western.

It rattles the RV so hard
you start mentally apologizing
to every bolt you’ve ever tightened.

I used to hate it.

I’d sit there counting gusts,
waiting for the walls to peel off
and my life to end on a weather report.

But somewhere along the way
the fear turned into rhythm.

The RV rocks at night —
not gently, not romantically —
more like a drunk uncle trying to dance,
and somehow… I sleep better.

Because the truth is:

Nothing fake survives out here.

The wind steals weak plans,
bad attitudes,
and anything not actually secured.
It’s basically nature’s personality test.

City life has locks.
The desert has proof.

The same wind that throws sand in your coffee
also cools a 105° afternoon,
carries music farther than speakers should reach,
and reminds you
you are very small
and somehow very alive.

We didn’t move here for comfort.
We moved here for honesty.

The wind isn’t trying to ruin us.

It’s just asking daily:

“You still sure about this life?”

Every morning we wake up
still here,
still stubborn,
still slightly covered in dust.

Rocked, not broken.

Turns out —
the wind lives here.

We’re just the weird people
it hasn’t managed to evict yet.

Uncategorized

Running a Campground While Having an Existential Crisis (Yes, It’s Off-Grid Life)

People sometimes imagine off-grid living as peaceful sunsets, birds chirping, and me gracefully watering plants in a linen dress.

Reality:
I’m answering emails, fixing something that broke, scheduling events, running a campground, posting on five social media platforms, and wondering why my brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open.

We moved to the desert in October 2020 with a dream — not to get rich, not to build a resort, but to build a place. A place where people could come, breathe, exist, and not feel judged. A place that respects nature, recycles, upcycles, and tries very hard not to waste what the earth gives us.

We didn’t want elaborate.
We wanted sustainable.

Affordable events. Real community. Music, gatherings, conversations, and people sitting around a fire actually talking to each other instead of just scrolling.

The membership program?
We never planned that.

It happened because people kept asking:
“Can we stay longer?”

So we created a way people could be part of the land instead of just visiting it.

And now we’re starting something new — Off-Grid Campfire Chat.

We changed the name because we are not experts. Not even close.
We are people figuring it out in real time.

The Campfire Chat isn’t a class.
It’s a place.

Some people come to learn.
Some come to help others.
Some come because they feel alone and need to hear,
“Yeah… life is hard sometimes.”

Living off-grid doesn’t remove normal problems.
You still get tired.
You still doubt yourself.

You still get overwhelmed running a campground, an event center, and all the promotion that never takes a day off — even when your brain begs for one.

But the goal here was never perfection.

It was belonging.

If you want to learn, talk, vent, or just sit quietly and listen — you’re welcome.

Even if you never plan to live off-grid.

 Ka-Hoon Campground, Events & Entertainment, off-grid life, Uncategorized

Off-Grid Talk Live Every Morning | Learn Real Off-Grid Living at Ka-Hoon Campground

Off-grid Talk  (Offgrid Talk)

Living off-grid isn’t just solar panels and pretty sunsets — it’s real life, real challenges, and real community.

Every morning between 11 AM – 12 PM MST, join Off-Grid Talk streaming LIVE on TikTok (Colquhoun Entertainment). Hosted by Melodious & Advocatus Diaboli, this is a relaxed coffee-and-conversation livestream where anyone can ask questions, share experiences, or just hang out.

We broadcast from Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center (Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC) — a working off-grid desert homestead. You’ll see:

  • Solar power life
  • Water hauling reality
  • Tiny living
  • RV living
  • Homesteading struggles & wins
  • Daily off-grid routines
  • Behind-the-scenes campground life

You’ll also meet the Colquhoun pups, talk with real people living this lifestyle, and get honest answers — not influencer fantasy.

Whether you want to live off-grid, are already doing it, or just curious… you’re welcome.

Bring coffee. Bring questions. Or just listen.

Watch LIVE on TikTok: Colquhoun Entertainment

Uncategorized

Tonight in the Desert: Music, Chaos, and Off-Grid Mayhem with Advocatus Diaboli & Melodious

Join us TONIGHT at 5 PM MST for Music in the Desert, streaming live from the New Mexico desert at Plateau Hame De Colquhoun.

Hosted by Advocatus Diaboli and Melodious, this isn’t your typical livestream. Expect original music, wild covers, and a little desert chaos thrown in for flavor. You’ll also catch our Offgrid Talk, chats about off-grid living, and a peek at life at Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center.

Watch live on YouTube and TikTok via Colquhoun Entertainment, and join a community of people who love desert vibes, music, and spontaneous adventure.

Whether you’re here for the music, the off-grid stories, or the chaos that follows the dogs, there’s something for everyone.

Don’t miss it — 5 PM MST!

“Watch live weekly from Plateau Hame de Colquhoun in New Mexico — Music in the Desert hosted by Advocatus Diaboli and Melodious”

Uncategorized

Your Coworkers Think You’re Working… You’re Watching an Off-Grid Livestream Instead

Today at NOON MST, step away from the fluorescent lights, emails, and reheated leftovers and join us for a relaxed mid-day livestream — Off-Grid Talk with Melodious.

Broadcasting straight from the New Mexico desert at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun, this isn’t a podcast, and it isn’t a lecture. It’s more like sitting outside with friends while solar panels hum, coffee brews, and dogs supervise absolutely everything.

We’ll be talking about:
• real off-grid living
• solar life and daily challenges
• RV and desert living
• weird stories from the middle of nowhere
• whatever the dogs decide is important

Bring your lunch. Bring your coffee. Or just bring your need to mentally escape work for a little while.

Watch LIVE on TikTok:
Colquhoun Entertainment

Learn more about our music, shows, and events:


https://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com

Campground & membership info:
https://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com

We also host Music in the Desert livestream concerts weekly, featuring originals, covers, and a little bit of desert chaos.

Sometimes people tune in because they’re curious about off-grid life.
Sometimes they stay for the dogs.

Either way — you’re WELCOME here.

Live today — Noon MST

“Watch live weekly from Plateau Hame de Colquhoun in New Mexico — Music in the Desert hosted by Advocatus Diaboli and Melodious”

Uncategorized

Why Our Campground Has a Membership (And Why It’s Not an RV Park)

If you’ve watched our latest video, you probably heard the question we get constantly:

“Why does a campground need a membership?”

Fair question.

Most campgrounds are designed for temporary stays. You pull in, set up, stay a few days, and then move along. You might wave to your neighbors… but by the time you learn their name, they’re already packing up.

We realized something.

We weren’t trying to create a place people visit.
We were trying to create a place people belong.

At Ka-Hoon Campground – Plateau Hame de Colquhoun, we kept meeting incredible travelers, off-gridders, artists, musicians, and people looking for a quieter life. But the structure of a normal campground meant they had to leave just when friendships started forming.

So we changed the model.

What the Membership Actually Is

The membership isn’t a resort pass.
It isn’t a timeshare.
It isn’t an HOA.

It’s simply how we keep a stable community instead of a revolving parking lot.

Instead of strict campground policies, our philosophy is simple:

Respect is the rule.

We don’t want a place full of paperwork and enforcement — we want a place where people naturally look out for each other, share skills, and create something together.

What Makes It Different

Our members aren’t just campers. They become part of daily life here.

People garden.
People build projects.
People share meals.
People play music.
People host events.

We host regular activities including:

  • People build projects.
  • People share meals.
  • People play music.
  • People host events.

We host regular activities including:

  • Music in the Desert live shows
  • Karaoke nights
  • Movies and gatherings
  • Seasonal events

Some members stay a short time.
Some stay much longer.

The goal was never to build a campground.
The goal was to build a community where people can slow down and live differently.

Who It’s For

This place tends to attract:

  • Off-grid and solar living enthusiasts
  • RV and van lifers
  • Tiny home travelers
  • Creatives and makers
  • People escaping strict HOA living
  • Anyone wanting a quieter, more intentional environment

It’s not luxury camping.
It’s not a party resort.
It’s a shared space built on mutual respect.

Why We Made the Video

Because the word “membership” confuses people.

It sounds formal — but the reality is the opposite. The membership simply allows us to know who is here, keep the environment safe, and maintain a few real community members rather than alway constantly changing campground.

If you’re looking for a place to just park , we offer multiple platforms to book through

If you’re looking for a place to settle for a while and meet people who actually know your name — you probably understand immediately.

Learn more about becoming a member:
https://plateauhamedecolquhoun.com/membership/

And you can watch our events and shows free online on YouTube and TikTok through Colquhoun Entertainment.

Membership is limited