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Desert Floods Can’t Stop the Weird! Muddy July 4th & the Launch of a Booking Agency for Misfits

**Muddy Roads & Musical Oddities: A July 4th Update from the Desert**

We hope everyone had a fun, safe, and meaningful Fourth of July!

Out here in the New Mexico desert, it was a wet and wild one. We got just over an inch of rain, which might not sound like much—until you try to drive 11 miles of dirt roads in it. It was muddy, sloppy, and several sections flooded quickly. One camper transferred their stay, but a few brave souls still made the journey (thank you!). By evening, most of the **bypass routes** around the deep puddles had dried up, and things became much more manageable.

Life off-grid means always being prepared for the unpredictable—and rolling with it when the monsoon season hits.



### Introducing: **Melodie’s Oddities Music Booking**

In other exciting news, I’ve officially launched **Melodie’s Oddities**—a small, independent music booking venture that was born from personal experience and necessity.

As many of you know, we have a very unique act: **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band**, a darkly humorous live performance blending **animatronics, original songs, parodies, and theatrical storytelling.** It’s weird, wild, and unlike anything else out there.

The challenge? Most traditional booking agents didn’t know what to do with us. If you weren’t country, rock, or something they already understood, they didn’t bite. So after handling all the outreach myself for months—researching venues, building promo materials, and sending emails—I realized something important:

> *Maybe there’s a place for the “too weird” acts. And maybe I could help create it.*

I’m not a full-time agent. I don’t cold call. I’m not a music industry insider. But I *am* someone who saw a gap and decided to fill it. And that’s where **Melodie’s Oddities** began.

Right now, I focus on **email-based venue outreach** and support for artists who don’t fit the usual mold—acts that are **dark, unique, offbeat, or theatrical**, especially those who haven’t found traditional industry support. If that sounds like your band or project, reach out. I may not have all the answers, but I care deeply about helping strange, amazing music find its stage.



### Building Something Different

So while the roads may be muddy out here, we’re still moving forward. Whether it’s launching an odd little booking project, planning upcoming shows for Advocatus Diaboli, or drying out the campground after another monsoon, we’re always building something a little different.

Because out here—weird is welcome.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com



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Rain Creeps Across Rio Grande Valley—Heading Straight for Us on the Mesa!

On our way home, we paused to film a peaceful but beautiful rainstorm moving across the Rio Grande Valley toward our mesa. Moments like this are why we love off-grid desert life.

🌐 Learn more at: [www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com](http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com)

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Advocatus Diaboli Stuns TikTok Live with Haunting “Soldier of Fortune” Performance!

Advocatus Diaboli Delivers Soulful Cover of “Soldier of Fortune” on TikTok Live

Last night’s Colquhoun Entertainment TikTok Live brought something truly special—**Advocatus Diaboli** performed a powerful rendition of the classic **“Soldier of Fortune.”** Streaming live from the Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center stage, the performance carried raw emotion, haunting melody, and the signature dramatic flair that fans have come to love.

“Soldier of Fortune” is a song that tells a story of weariness, wandering, and quiet strength—and Advocatus Diaboli embodied every note with a depth that gave the classic new life.

Though there wasn’t a full set or full band, sometimes less is more. The focus on the vocals gave listeners a stripped-back and soulful connection to the lyrics, echoing through the desert night.

Colquhoun Entertainment’s TikTok lives continue to bring unique content from our off-grid location—where the spirit of music, storytelling, and theatrical presence thrives under the stars.

If you missed it, keep an eye out for upcoming live sessions. You never know when Advocatus Diaboli will emerge from the shadows for another unforgettable performance.
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com

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We Drove Through a Flooded Desert Road—Water Over the Doors!

**Monsoon Season Hits the Desert With a Vengeance: Our Flooded Road Adventure**

Living off-grid in the New Mexico desert means you’re always at the mercy of nature—and monsoon season doesn’t show mercy. This year, it came in swinging.

We had heard the monsoon was headed our way, so we made a quick run into town to grab water and essentials. What we didn’t expect was just how fast the roads would flood. Eleven miles of dirt road turned into a wild riverbed, and by the time we hit mile five, we were deep in it—literally.

The water rose fast and high, at points reaching the bottom of the car doors. We had the pedal to the floor and still barely crept forward. The car’s exhaust bubbled under the surface of the flood water as we pushed through—hoping not to stall out.

And just like that, we reached home—where it hadn’t rained at all. The land was dry. Not a single drop. That’s the strange beauty of monsoon season in the high desert: one area can be underwater while another stays bone dry.

🎥 **Watch the video** of our wild journey back home and see for yourself what life off-grid in the desert really looks like during a monsoon.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com




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You MUST Book Before Coming! What’s Really Happening at This Desert Campground Will Surprise You!

**Safety First at Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center – Reservations Required**

At Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center, we pride ourselves on being a place where everyone is welcome. Nestled in the heart of the New Mexico desert, we offer an off-grid escape for those seeking peace, connection, and adventure. Whether you’re looking for solitude under the stars or a creative, community-centered atmosphere, we’re here to provide a safe haven for all.

**However, for the safety and security of our campers, team, and community, we are not currently accepting drive-in visitors.**
All stays **must be reserved in advance** through one of the booking platforms listed on our [official website](http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com), or by contacting us directly. This helps us maintain a peaceful environment, ensure your safety, and continue offering the unique experience Ka-Hoon is known for.

We ask that all visitors honor the values we live by:

* **Respect yourself** and your personal space.
* **Respect others**, no matter where they come from.
* **Respect the land** and tread lightly on this beautiful desert terrain.
* **Respect local laws** – we have zero tolerance for illegal activity.

If you’re looking for a place to unwind, reset, or recharge far from the noise of everyday life, we’re here for you. All are welcome, as long as respect leads the way.

**Please be kind. Be safe. And plan ahead.**
We look forward to sharing the magic of Ka-Hoon with you.

🌵 **Book your stay or learn more at:**
[www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com](http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com)



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Almost Gave Up on This Off-Grid Shower Build… But We Pushed Through! 💪🛠️

🌦️ Rainy Desert Days & A Shower Build Full of Lessons
DIY Life at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun

It’s been a stretch of cloudy, rainy, and warm days here on the New Mexico desert — and despite the gloomy skies, we’ve been pushing forward with our off-grid shower build at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun.

The main structure is now complete! We still need to install the on-demand water heater, finish the drainage system, and run the water hoses — but we’re close. The only thing holding us back now is gathering a few more supplies.

This build hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing — not because it was technically complex, but because of our learning curve with tools and miscommunications during the process. With Brent still recovering from multiple strokes and carotid artery surgery, he’s limited to using only one good arm. That means our teamwork has been more important than ever — and sometimes, a bit chaotic.

While Anne and I were finishing up the door, I broke three drill bits and stripped out more screw heads than I care to admit. Frustrated, Brent stepped in to help. Despite only having the use of one arm, he drilled the holes and put in the screws like it was nothing. Honestly, it was inspiring to watch — he made it look effortless. But it came with a cost. His bad arm, hand, and shoulder swelled up afterward. Thankfully, the swelling had gone down by the next morning. It was a reminder of both how far he’s come in recovery and how important it is to pace ourselves.

Just a few weeks ago, he couldn’t even hold a drill. And now? He’s back to problem-solving and building — one-handed and determined. We’ll be wrapping up the final plumbing parts soon and will share the full off-grid shower reveal once everything’s running!

Thanks for following along with our journey — from stroke recovery and DIY struggles to homestead progress and desert storms.

Stay weird & wild,
\~The Ka-Hoon Crew

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com



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Flat Tire, Monsoon & Stroke Recovery – One Unexpected Day That Tested Everything!

### 🌧️ **When It Rains, It Pours—Literally (But We Keep Rolling)**

Yesterday was one of those classic desert days where everything goes a little sideways—and then the sky opens up just to top it off.

We were on our way to Brent’s physical therapy when something punctured the sidewall of our tire. With limited use of his left side since his strokes earlier this year, Brent couldn’t jump in to change it like he used to. That was hard for him—he’s always been the kind of guy who takes care of things. But he still guided me through every step, making sure everything was tightened and done right. It was teamwork in a different way, and I couldn’t have done it without him.

A few kind folks stopped to check on us, but after seeing Brent, they quietly left. I know it stung, even if they meant no harm. Recovery comes with a lot of physical challenges—but emotional ones, too. We’re learning and adjusting every day.

Once we got the donut on, we made it to PT and then headed to Discount Tire. Just as we pulled in, the skies opened up in a full-blown monsoon. We had to wait out the rain in the car before we could go inside—and yes, we got video proof of that desert downpour moment.

Thankfully, the tire was covered under warranty, and we left with a brand-new one and a little bit of peace of mind. Even when things don’t go as planned, we’re grateful for small wins and moments of progress.

Life off-grid in the New Mexico desert isn’t always easy. Between road adventures, recovery, and stormy surprises, we’ve learned to lean into the chaos and find strength in the calm between.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com


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Stroke Recovery Off-Grid: What No One Tells You About the Pain, Uncertainty, and Healing Process

Recovery, Reflection, and Real Life at Ka-Hoon Campground

We want to start by saying **thank you** for your patience and support. We haven’t been posting as much lately because life has been full—with doctor appointments, ongoing recovery, and tending to the daily flow of campers coming and going here at **Ka-Hoon Campground** (Plateau Hame de Colquhoun). Despite everything, we’re still here, still growing, and grateful for each step forward.

We’re currently in **full recovery mode** after a medical event that changed everything—a stroke. We had read about stroke recovery, seen others go through it, even feared it quietly… but nothing truly prepares you for the reality. Not just for the person recovering, but also for those who love and care for them.

Stroke recovery is uncertain and incredibly personal. You don’t get clear answers from doctors. There’s no magic scan or test that can tell you when—or if—you’ll be able to hold a squishy ball again or push the power button on a water pump. It takes **time, physical therapy, occupational therapy**, a lot of **rest**, and even more **determination**.

One of the unexpected challenges has been circulation issues in the affected arm. Swelling and pain are common when mobility is limited. We’ve learned how to perform **lymphatic massage**, and it’s made a noticeable difference. It’s humbling how something as small as brushing your hair or lifting a spoon becomes a monumental task.

Every day is about celebrating the small wins. And even in the midst of all this, we’ve been able to keep Ka-Hoon Campground running—welcoming guests, maintaining our off-grid homestead, and finding moments of peace under the wide New Mexico sky.

If you’re going through something similar—whether you’re a survivor, caregiver, or just someone who’s curious—we see you. This journey is tough, but not impossible.

Thank you for being part of our story. We hope to see you out here soon—whether for a night under the stars or just to breathe a little deeper and reconnect.

Stay kind, stay strong, and always take time to rest.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com



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Title: Play BINGO Under the Stars in the New Mexico Desert – June 21 at Ka-Hoon Campground!

Looking for a unique and fun-filled way to kick off your summer? Join us on June 21 at Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center for a one-of-a-kind BINGO night in the New Mexico desert! Whether you’re a seasoned camper, a BINGO enthusiast, or just looking for a lighthearted night with good people and laughter, this is the event for you.

🎉 What Makes This BINGO Night Special?

This isn’t your typical BINGO game. At our off-grid desert campground, we do things a little differently. The only thing you need to play BINGO is to bring five wrapped white elephant gifts!

❓What’s a White Elephant Gift?

A white elephant gift is a quirky, humorous, or secondhand item you no longer need, but that might spark fun and laughter for someone else. These can be silly trinkets, gently used items, or something unexpectedly useful. The idea is to keep it light-hearted and fun — you never know what you’ll unwrap! The randomness is half the fun.

🎁 Examples of great white elephant gifts:

  • A book you’ve read and loved
  • A funky coffee mug
  • A puzzle or board game
  • An odd kitchen gadget
  • A gag gift from last Christmas
  • Something homemade or offbeat

Everyone goes home a winner, and part of the fun is seeing what treasures others bring!


⛺ Camping Details

Camping is just $12 per site for up to 5 people. Come early, set up camp, enjoy the peaceful desert landscape, and get ready for a night full of laughs, connection, and good times.

Our campground is off-grid, powered by solar and generators, with a focus on community and self-expression. Nestled in the beautiful New Mexico desert just 45 miles south of Albuquerque, Ka-Hoon Campground is a peaceful escape from the ordinary.


🌵 Why Join Us?

  • Unique off-grid BINGO experience
  • Memorable gifts and tons of laughter
  • Affordable camping under the stars
  • Great people and welcoming vibes
  • Hosted by a place that values unity, creativity, and fun

Bring your wrapped gifts, your friends, and your sense of humor. Whether you’re here to camp, play, or just soak in the desert atmosphere, everyone leaves a winner.


📍 Event Location:

Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center
Near Belen, NM – 45 miles south of Albuquerque
Visit: www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com


Mark your calendar for June 21, and get ready for an unforgettable night of BINGO, desert skies, and community fun. We can’t wait to see you there!

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Off-Grid Open Mic Under the Stars | Music, Community, and Memorial Day Reflections in the Desert

Finding Connection Off the Grid – A Memorial Day Reflection

As we pause this Memorial Day to honor those who gave their lives in service to our country, we also want to take a moment to express heartfelt gratitude to our growing off-grid community. From our remote corner of the New Mexico desert, we send you all peace, love, and strength.

Last night’s **Open Microphone Night** was one for the books. Under the stars and surrounded by the raw beauty of the land, we gathered—singers, storytellers, musicians, and listeners alike—to share not just talent, but pieces of our hearts. We laughed, we sang, we reflected, and most importantly, we connected.

One of the most powerful parts of living off-grid isn’t just the freedom—it’s the **community**. It’s in the late-night conversations around the fire, the shared meals, and the support from others walking the same path. Whether you’re homesteading, boondocking, or just finding your own rhythm outside the noise of the mainstream, you are part of something real.

We know this lifestyle isn’t always easy. But moments like last night remind us why we do it: for **authenticity**, for **connection**, for **freedom**.

So from our camp to yours—**Happy Memorial Day**. May we honor those who came before us by living with purpose, courage, and heart.

🌄 **Stay wild. Stay grounded. Stay you.**

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com



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