Late-Night Trespassers at Ka-Hoon Campground… and Other Desert Drama**
Most nights at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** are peaceful—the kind of quiet that makes you forget the rest of the world exists. Just desert skies, soft winds, and the occasional animatronic warming up for **Music in the Desert**.
Then there are nights like last night.
The nights where the desert decides to host its own reality show.
We caught **two trespassers** on camera.
Neither had permission.
Neither respected the “No Trespassing” signs.
Neither cared even a little.
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## **Trespasser #1**
* Height: about a foot
* Long ears: satellite-level reception
* Movement: Olympic-level hopping
* Attitude: high
It was, without a doubt, a **jack rabbit** on a mission.
This fuzzy renegade zipped across **Ka-Hoon Campground** like it was late for rehearsal with **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**. It didn’t pause, didn’t wave, and definitely didn’t stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store** to contribute to the local economy.
Truly a rebellious spirit.
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## **Trespasser #2**
* Height: 2–3 feet on all fours
* Tail: maximum fluff
* Eyes: full “try me”
* Species: **Coyote**, desert troublemaker extraordinaire
This one walked past the camera like it owned the whole **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. It stopped just long enough to stare directly into the lens with the expression of:
> “I walk where I want. Don’t interrupt my schedule.”
Coyotes don’t break rules.
They ignore the concept of rules entirely.
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## **If Seen… Please Invite Them to Offgrid Talk**
We aren’t trying to track them down.
We’d just like to politely inform them:
**Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m. MST on TikTok.
All desert residents welcome.**
They already:
* Live off-grid
* Ignore boundaries
* Wander freely across **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
* And act like they’re long-term members of our **Membership program**
Might as well give them a voice.
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## **Meanwhile… the Bulls Returned (Because of Course They Did)**
Just when we thought the night couldn’t get louder, the **free-range bulls** rolled in like they were scheduled entertainment.
They proceeded to:
* Holler
* Buller
* Wrestle
* Slam into each other
* And perform a full-contact dance battle
All.
Night.
Long.
At one point, it sounded like two dump trucks arguing over a parking spot. Even the coyote paused and went, “Bro… chill.”
If you think desert living is quiet, you have never lived next to free-range bulls with personal problems.
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## **Desert Life Keeps Us Laughing**
Between the wildlife, the weirdness, and the 3 a.m. bull brawls, life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is anything but boring.
Add in:
* the odd and unusual bands booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**
* the clean audio and reliable sound work from **Jafo Productions** (the unsung heroes behind many shows)
* the off-grid entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* the animatronics of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**
* and a few overly confident tumbleweeds…
And you’ve got a place where every day writes its own story.
We live off-grid, we laugh a lot, and we take the chaos in stride. Wildlife, music, community—it’s all part of what makes this place special.
If you see the rabbit, the coyote, or the bulls…
Tell them Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m.
We’ll save them a spot and hope they bring good stories.
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Four Desert Dogs Accidentally Explain Sponsorship… and It’s Funnier Than It Should Be!
Four Dogs, One Desert Dream: A Comedy Script About Community, Support & Staying Weird**
In the middle of the desert, four very different dogs gather around a dusty old picnic table to discuss something important. Not bones… not treats… not who stole the warm spot on the bed this morning.
Nope.
They’re talking about *support*, *community*, and something surprisingly human—**sponsorships**.
The pack leader clears his throat like he’s about to give a State of the Union speech.
The youngest is already chewing on a cactus like it’s a snack.
The fancy one adjusts his imaginary bowtie.
And the unpredictable one? She’s upside down for absolutely no reason.
They aren’t promoting anything.
They aren’t selling anything.
They’re just… talking.
(Like desert dogs do.)
Their conversation turns surprisingly inspiring as they discuss how support—whether for a campground, a creative project, or a weird desert community—helps things grow. They talk about how every little bit of help makes a huge difference. They talk about how being part of something bigger than themselves feels good.
And they do it all with chaos, comedy, and fur flying everywhere.
This dog-powered script is a reminder that support doesn’t always come from big corporations or fancy sponsors. Sometimes it comes from the heart, from people who believe in your little patch of desert magic, and from four dogs who definitely shouldn’t be allowed to make business decisions… but somehow make sense anyway.
If you’re building a community, dreaming big, or building something weird and wonderful in the desert—these dogs get it.
And their message is simple:
**Support what you love, help good things grow, and don’t forget to laugh along the way.**
http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
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#DesertLife #DogComedy #OffGridAdventures #SupportSmallCreators #CommunityMagic
Moonlight Turned Our Desert White?! Off-Grid Night Surprise at Ka-Hoon Campground
**Moonlit Desert Magic at Ka-Hoon Campground: When Sand Looks Like Snow**
Last night, I stepped outside expecting the quiet desert darkness… but instead, it looked like we had gotten a dusting of snow. The ground had a soft, white glow to it—like winter had somehow crept into the New Mexico desert.
But it wasn’t snow at all.
It was the **moonlight hitting the sand**, turning the desert floor into a pale, shimmering landscape. It was one of those off-grid moments where nature plays tricks on you in the best way.
Out here at **Ka-Hoon Campground**, every day—and every night—brings something unexpected. The desert has its own personality, its own humor, and its own beauty that shows up when you least expect it.
**Comment below:**
Would YOU have thought it was snow if you stepped out and saw the desert glowing white in the moonlight?
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#OffGridLife #DesertLiving #KaHoonCampground #MoonlitMagic #NightInTheDesert
Off-Grid Chaos Today: Dreugan Narrates While Vibria Tries to Battle a Desert Dust Devil!
**Off-Grid Life at Ka-Hoon Campground: Dust Devils, Dogs, and Desert Adventures**
Life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is always full of surprises. Today, Dreugan delivered his dramatic deep-narrator update: *“Welcome back to the desert, where Mom says everything is peaceful—but I just watched the solar system try to fight a dust devil.”*
Meanwhile, little Vibria—fearless as ever—made things even more interesting by trying to eat the dust devil. Out here, even the weather becomes part of the adventure.
Living off-grid isn’t just peaceful; it’s unpredictable, hilarious, and full of personality. Every day brings new stories, new challenges, and new moments worth sharing.
If you love off-grid life, desert vibes, cute pets, and a little chaos, Ka-Hoon Campground is the place to be.
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#OffGridLife #DesertLiving #KaHoonCampground #DogTok #ViralVideo
Solar-Powered Desert Concert! Live Music, Dogs & Off-Grid Magic at Music in the Desert!
**Music in the Desert: Off-Grid Living, Solar Life & The Magic of Advocatus Diaboli**
Life in the New Mexico desert has a rhythm all its own—quiet mornings, wide-open skies, and the hum of solar power fueling every creation at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun. Out here, everything is built with intention: the music, the campground, the shows, and even the way we live day-to-day.
At the heart of it all is **Advocatus Diaboli**, host of **Music in the Desert**, bringing original music, paranormal stories, humor, and the gritty spirit of off-grid life straight to TikTok and YouTube. What started as a desert dream has become a growing community—a place where people come together for live music, talent shows, off-grid chats, and the unique energy only this land can inspire.
Each performance blends solar-powered creativity, storytelling, and the charm of our four-legged crew: Dreugan, Vibria, and Persephone. They’ve become icons of the desert, keeping watch during late-night rehearsals, guarding the studio, and occasionally demanding snacks mid-show. Their personalities shine through everything we create—especially when they get the spotlight in video content.
Living off-grid isn’t always easy, but it’s real. It takes grit, humor, and the willingness to think differently when the world tries to box you in. From windstorms to equipment malfunctions to the battles we fight simply for being different—this land teaches resilience. And through it all, the music never stops.
Music in the Desert isn’t just a livestream—it’s connection. It’s storytelling. It’s the desert singing back. Whether we’re discussing solar setups, paranormal history, desert survival, or just sharing laughs, each livestream brings our community closer. And every show is powered entirely by the sun—proof of what’s possible with passion and solar grit.
Join us for the journey, the sound, the sunsets, the dogs, and the magic that only happens out here at **Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center**. This is creativity unfiltered, off-grid living unapologetically, and music that carries across the open desert night.
http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
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#MusicInTheDesert #KaHoonCampground #OffGridLife #DesertVibes #SupportSmallCreators
Walking the Edge of the Mesa! 🌄 Offgrid Views of the Rio Grande Valley!
Walking the Edge of the Mesa – Offgrid Talk with Rio Grande Valley Views**
This morning’s **Offgrid Talk** took a whole new turn as I walked it right to the edge—literally. Living on top of the mesa at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun** gives us some of the most breathtaking views in New Mexico, but today the Rio Grande Valley looked especially magical.
Out here, the desert air feels different. The wide-open sky, the crisp silence, and the endless stretch of the **New Mexico desert** bring a sense of grounding that you just can’t find anywhere else. As I hiked along the ridge, I kept thinking about how many people dream of living offgrid but never get to witness moments like this—moments where nature does all the talking.
Our offgrid life isn’t always easy, but mornings like this remind me why we chose the mesa. Whether we’re preparing for upcoming events at **Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center**, working with **Colquhoun Entertainment**, or filming our **Offgrid Talk** episodes, this land always finds a way to inspire us.
From the top of the ridge, I could see the Rio Grande Valley stretching out far beyond the desert floor, a reminder of why so many people feel drawn to this place. The calm. The quiet. The freedom. It’s everything offgrid living is supposed to be.
If you’ve been following our Offgrid Talk series, expect more behind-the-scenes moments, desert adventures, paranormal notes from the West Mesa, and daily life updates right here from Plateau Hame de Colquhoun—where the sky is wide, the nights are alive, and the mesa always has something to say.
http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
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#OffgridTalk #RioGrandeValley #DesertLife #KaHoonCampground #ColquhounEntertainment
LIVE Today at 2PM MST! Pop-In Music in the Desert from Ka-Hoon Campground—Don’t Miss It!
Pop-In Music in the Desert Livestream Today at 2:00 PM MST!*
Today is **Sunday, November 30th**, and we’re doing a surprise **Pop-In Music in the Desert livestream** right here from **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**! 🎶🌵
Join us live at **2:00 PM MST** on **TikTok (Colquhoun Entertainment)** and on **YouTube (Plateau Hame de Colquhoun)** as we bring the desert vibes, laughter, requests, and the usual dose of Colquhoun chaos.
Whether you’re into storytelling, off-grid behind-the-scenes, hanging out with our desert dogs, or you just want your name shouted out during the live, today’s stream is the perfect time to pop in and say hi.
Music in the Desert is one of our favorite community traditions—laid-back, fun, unpredictable, and always filled with good company. We may live off-grid, but we keep the creativity flowing out here on the West Mesa.
So grab your snacks, your Sunday chill vibes, and tune in at **2:00 pm MST**.
Let’s make some music, share some laughs, and enjoy a beautiful day here on the Plateau Hame de Colquhoun.
See you in the livestream!
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#MusicInTheDesert #ColquhounEntertainment
#KaHoonCampground #LiveInTheDesert #OffGridLife
We Hit 3,000 Followers! You WON’T Believe What Happened at Colquhoun Entertainment Today!
We Hit 3,000 Followers on TikTok! Thank You From Colquhoun Entertainment*
We did it — **3,000 followers on the Colquhoun Entertainment TikTok profile!** Out here at Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center, we share a mix of our off-grid life, behind-the-scenes at Colquhoun Entertainment, Music in the Desert prep, and of course the daily chaos of two mischievous desert dogs. Watching our little community grow has been both humbling and absolutely hilarious.
Whether we’re filming sunrise at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, showing off the campground, or sharing the antics of our fearless little troublemaker and the big gentle goof who watches over everything, YOU helped us make it to this milestone.
This page started as a way to bring people into our world—off-grid living, creative projects, the event center, our shows like Advocatus Diaboli’s Music in the Desert, and the day-to-day life at Ka-Hoon. Somewhere along the way, we accidentally built a community of people who love humor, real life, and the raw desert stories just as much as we do.
**Thank you for every like, comment, share, and laugh.
We see you, and we appreciate you.**
Our next goal? **5,000 followers.**
And we’re bringing you along for the ride—dogs, events, music, weirdness, off-grid adventures and all.
If you’re new here, welcome to our little corner of chaos! Stay tuned for behind-the-scenes entertainment, campground updates, paranormal stories from the West Mesa, desert living tips, and of course… plenty of canine comedy.
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🎶 http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com
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#ColquhounEntertainment #OffGridLife #3000Followers #DesertDogs #KaHoonCampground
Live at 5 PM MST! Request Songs with Advocatus Diaboli — No Animatronics, Just Chaos!
Tonight at 5 PM MST — Music in the Desert with Advocatus Diaboli! Come Request Songs & Talk Music
It’s that time again at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun (Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center)** — our **Music in the Desert** livestream kicks off **tonight at 5 PM MST** with the one and only **Advocatus Diaboli**!
Yes… he’s warmed up.
Yes… he’s dramatic.
Yes… he *still* insists he’s the star of the universe.
And no… there will be absolutely **zero** Grim Leafer Band animatronics during tonight’s livestream.
(They refused to perform without a snack contract. We said no. Negotiations continue.)
So if you’re ready for a chill desert night with:
🎵 Live song requests
🎤 Music talk and story time
😈 Sarcastic and unnecessary commentary from Advocatus Diaboli
🔥 The Ka-Hoon desert atmosphere
— then join us **tonight at 5 PM MST**.
Bring your requests, bring your chaos, and let’s make another unforgettable night at Ka-Hoon Campground.
Tiktok: Colquhoun Entertainment
Youtube: Plateau Hame De Colquhoun
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#MusicInTheDesert #AdvocatusDiaboli #KaHoonCampground #LiveAt5 #DesertVibes
I Didn’t Understand Why He Left… Until Years Later. My Thanksgiving Confession.
The Thanksgiving Thank-You I Never Got to Give — And Still Carry With Me**
**Plateau Hame de Colquhoun • Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center • Colquhoun Entertainment**
Thanksgiving is the season for giving thanks… but sometimes the things we’re most thankful for are also the ones we look back on with a little regret.
This week, as I walked across the quiet desert at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**, something heavy but heartfelt came to mind — a thank-you I never got to give.
When I was a young, naïve 21-year-old in college in Arkansas, I met someone who changed my world for a little while.
His name was **Billy**.
Billy quickly became my best friend.
We watched movies, hung out between classes, took spontaneous adventures — even spent Spring Break exploring Mississippi together. He was kind, funny, patient, and one of the first people who made me feel truly understood.
But I was young. And honestly? I didn’t know what I didn’t know.
Billy had told me he cared about me, but I didn’t recognize the hints. I saw him as my best friend — nothing more, nothing less. My parents warned me, “You can’t change him,” and I didn’t understand, because I loved him exactly as he was. I wasn’t trying to change anything. I just didn’t understand the depth of what he felt for me at the time.
Eventually, life moved on. I met someone, got married, and that’s when Billy told me he couldn’t stay in my life anymore.
He said it felt *awkward*.
I didn’t understand then why my best friend couldn’t stay my best friend.
But years later — after growing up, after life knocked me around a bit, after I learned how complicated hearts can be — I finally understood. And that realization stayed with me.
I’ve tried searching for him over the years, off and on, but without remembering his last name, it’s been next to impossible.
So this Thanksgiving, I’m putting this out into the world:
**Billy, if you’re out there, I’m sorry.**
I truly had no idea what you were trying to tell me back then.
I treasure the friendship we had, and I hope your life turned out full of the happiness you deserved.
And if you ever read this — I’d still love to reconnect, even just to say thank you.
Sometimes the people who help shape us never get to hear the impact they left behind.
This year, that’s my Thanksgiving reflection — gratitude for someone from long ago, and a hope that maybe this message finds its way home.
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