It’s Okay to Be Yourself at Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center 🌵
Here at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**, we believe it’s okay to be yourself.
Out here in the open desert, there’s no pressure to fit in, rush, or be anything you’re not.
The desert moves at its own pace. Wide skies, quiet land, and open space invite you to slow down, breathe, and reconnect with yourself. This is a place where you can step away from expectations and simply be.
Respecting others matters — but just as important is **showing yourself respect**.
Honoring your boundaries, your pace, and your truth is part of living authentically.
Whether you’re visiting our campground, attending an event, or experiencing off-grid living, Ka-hoon welcomes real people just as they are. Your voice belongs here. Your presence matters here.
Take the space you need. Be true to yourself.
You’re welcome at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**. 🌵✨
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Desert Dogs Take Over Off-Grid Life! You Won’t Believe What They Do Every Day!
**Desert Dog Chronicles: Life With Our Off-Grid Canine Crew**
Living off-grid in the New Mexico desert brings a mix of peace, chaos, wildlife, and plenty of four-legged entertainment. Our dogs have become masters of desert life, each with a personality that adds something unique to our days. From patrol duties to playtime to dealing with unexpected nighttime visitors, every day is its own adventure.
## **Meet the Desert Crew**
### **Dreugan – The Commander**
Dreugan is the leader of the group, the one who takes charge, keeps watch, and makes sure everyone is doing exactly what they *should* be doing… even if they rarely are. He oversees everything with a seriousness that makes the rest of the chaos even funnier.
### **Vibria – The Fearless Powerhouse**
Vibria may be young, but she’s strong, fast, and muscled up—a true desert athlete. She barrels across the sand with confidence, taking on bushes, wind, odd noises, and imaginary threats with equal enthusiasm. Nothing scares her, and nothing slows her down.
### **Lurch – The Proper Gentleman**
Lurch approaches desert life with elegance, caution, and a surprising amount of politeness. Whether he’s stepping over rocks or weaving through brush, he does it like he’s wearing an evening coat and should not be soiled.
### **Persephone – The Ball Enthusiast**
Persephone has one mission in life: **her ball**. She doesn’t dig, wander, or chase after desert creatures. Instead, she sits in perfect focus, waiting for playtime. The world could fall apart around her, and she would still be locked onto that ball like it holds the secrets of the universe.
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## **Daily Life in the Desert**
Each day begins with energy, excitement, and the dogs bursting into the outdoors like it’s their personal playground. Dreugan immediately takes charge of patrol, Vibria launches into high-speed adventures, Lurch attempts to stay clean and composed, and Persephone waits patiently for someone—anyone—to throw that ball.
The desert gives them plenty to investigate: shifting scents, rustling brush, birds overhead, and the occasional coyote strolling by. It’s a never-ending landscape of curiosity, freedom, and fun.
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## **Nighttime Visitors: The Free-Range Bulls**
When evening falls, the desert comes alive in a very different way. New Mexico is a free-range state, meaning cattle can roam anywhere in their designated range unless fenced out. That includes right by our home—something we’re perfectly fine with.
The bulls especially seem to enjoy our area. Some nights they challenge each other, bellowing, hollering, and wrestling until sunrise. It’s loud, chaotic, and very much part of our off-grid life.
The dogs take it all in stride. Dreugan stays alert, Vibria watches with interest, Lurch keeps a respectful distance, and Persephone continues to focus entirely on her ball.
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## **Life Off-Grid Brings Stories Worth Sharing**
Living in the desert with this crew means there’s always something happening—unexpected visitors, playful chaos, and moments of pure comedy. Our dogs love the space to run, explore, and express their personalities in ways only the desert can inspire.
Every day here brings a new story, and these four make sure it’s never boring.
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#OffgridTalk #DesertDogs #DogComedy #KaHoonCampground #ColquhounEntertainment
Why Cattle Keep Visiting Our Home—Life in a New Mexico Free-Range State Explained!
Why the Cattle Keep Visiting Our House — Life in a Free-Range State**
*(Off-Grid Talk from Plateau Hame De Colquhoun)*
If you’ve ever watched our **Offgrid Talk** videos or tuned in to **Music in the Desert**, you already know that living out here at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** comes with some surprises. But one of the questions we get most often—especially on TikTok—is:
**“Why are there cattle at your house?”**
Fair question.
And the answer is simple:
### **We live in New Mexico… a free-range state.**
That means cattle are free to roam in their designated grazing areas, and unless *we* put up fencing (which we really don’t want to), the cows are basically allowed to drop by whenever they feel like it.
And trust me—they *do*.
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## **Why the Cows Love Our Place**
We’re not a fancy resort.
We’re not serving cow snacks.
We don’t even have cow Wi-Fi (yet).
But the cattle absolutely adore the same things that bring you and me joy:
* Solar cameras
* Solar lights
* Motion sensors
* Anything with a blinky light
* Anything that beeps
* Anything that looks even slightly expensive
If it glows, flashes, or makes a sound… they’re going to investigate it.
Some people fight off raccoons.
Some people fight off squirrels.
We fight off **solar-loving cows** who try to boop the cameras at **Ka-Hoon Campground** like they’re testing out new technology.
Honestly?
They’re better security guards than any alarm system.
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## **Life at Ka-Hoon Campground**
Living beside free-range cattle is just part of the charm here.
Between the cows, coyotes, jack rabbits, the animatronic chaos of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**, and the unusual acts booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**, there’s never a dull moment.
Throw in the desert sound work from **Jafo Productions**, a few off-grid challenges, and nightly entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**, and you’ve got a life that’s unpredictable—but always full of stories.
So if the cattle walk by our cameras, nosing around like they’re auditioning for a desert reality show…
that’s just life at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**.
And we wouldn’t change it.
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Caught on Camera: Desert Trespassers, Midnight Bulls & Off-Grid Chaos at Ka-Hoon Campground!
Late-Night Trespassers at Ka-Hoon Campground… and Other Desert Drama**
Most nights at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** are peaceful—the kind of quiet that makes you forget the rest of the world exists. Just desert skies, soft winds, and the occasional animatronic warming up for **Music in the Desert**.
Then there are nights like last night.
The nights where the desert decides to host its own reality show.
We caught **two trespassers** on camera.
Neither had permission.
Neither respected the “No Trespassing” signs.
Neither cared even a little.
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## **Trespasser #1**
* Height: about a foot
* Long ears: satellite-level reception
* Movement: Olympic-level hopping
* Attitude: high
It was, without a doubt, a **jack rabbit** on a mission.
This fuzzy renegade zipped across **Ka-Hoon Campground** like it was late for rehearsal with **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**. It didn’t pause, didn’t wave, and definitely didn’t stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store** to contribute to the local economy.
Truly a rebellious spirit.
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## **Trespasser #2**
* Height: 2–3 feet on all fours
* Tail: maximum fluff
* Eyes: full “try me”
* Species: **Coyote**, desert troublemaker extraordinaire
This one walked past the camera like it owned the whole **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. It stopped just long enough to stare directly into the lens with the expression of:
> “I walk where I want. Don’t interrupt my schedule.”
Coyotes don’t break rules.
They ignore the concept of rules entirely.
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## **If Seen… Please Invite Them to Offgrid Talk**
We aren’t trying to track them down.
We’d just like to politely inform them:
**Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m. MST on TikTok.
All desert residents welcome.**
They already:
* Live off-grid
* Ignore boundaries
* Wander freely across **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
* And act like they’re long-term members of our **Membership program**
Might as well give them a voice.
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## **Meanwhile… the Bulls Returned (Because of Course They Did)**
Just when we thought the night couldn’t get louder, the **free-range bulls** rolled in like they were scheduled entertainment.
They proceeded to:
* Holler
* Buller
* Wrestle
* Slam into each other
* And perform a full-contact dance battle
All.
Night.
Long.
At one point, it sounded like two dump trucks arguing over a parking spot. Even the coyote paused and went, “Bro… chill.”
If you think desert living is quiet, you have never lived next to free-range bulls with personal problems.
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## **Desert Life Keeps Us Laughing**
Between the wildlife, the weirdness, and the 3 a.m. bull brawls, life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is anything but boring.
Add in:
* the odd and unusual bands booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**
* the clean audio and reliable sound work from **Jafo Productions** (the unsung heroes behind many shows)
* the off-grid entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* the animatronics of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**
* and a few overly confident tumbleweeds…
And you’ve got a place where every day writes its own story.
We live off-grid, we laugh a lot, and we take the chaos in stride. Wildlife, music, community—it’s all part of what makes this place special.
If you see the rabbit, the coyote, or the bulls…
Tell them Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m.
We’ll save them a spot and hope they bring good stories.
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Four Desert Dogs Accidentally Explain Sponsorship… and It’s Funnier Than It Should Be!
Four Dogs, One Desert Dream: A Comedy Script About Community, Support & Staying Weird**
In the middle of the desert, four very different dogs gather around a dusty old picnic table to discuss something important. Not bones… not treats… not who stole the warm spot on the bed this morning.
Nope.
They’re talking about *support*, *community*, and something surprisingly human—**sponsorships**.
The pack leader clears his throat like he’s about to give a State of the Union speech.
The youngest is already chewing on a cactus like it’s a snack.
The fancy one adjusts his imaginary bowtie.
And the unpredictable one? She’s upside down for absolutely no reason.
They aren’t promoting anything.
They aren’t selling anything.
They’re just… talking.
(Like desert dogs do.)
Their conversation turns surprisingly inspiring as they discuss how support—whether for a campground, a creative project, or a weird desert community—helps things grow. They talk about how every little bit of help makes a huge difference. They talk about how being part of something bigger than themselves feels good.
And they do it all with chaos, comedy, and fur flying everywhere.
This dog-powered script is a reminder that support doesn’t always come from big corporations or fancy sponsors. Sometimes it comes from the heart, from people who believe in your little patch of desert magic, and from four dogs who definitely shouldn’t be allowed to make business decisions… but somehow make sense anyway.
If you’re building a community, dreaming big, or building something weird and wonderful in the desert—these dogs get it.
And their message is simple:
**Support what you love, help good things grow, and don’t forget to laugh along the way.**
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#DesertLife #DogComedy #OffGridAdventures #SupportSmallCreators #CommunityMagic
LIVE Today at 2PM MST! Pop-In Music in the Desert from Ka-Hoon Campground—Don’t Miss It!
Pop-In Music in the Desert Livestream Today at 2:00 PM MST!*
Today is **Sunday, November 30th**, and we’re doing a surprise **Pop-In Music in the Desert livestream** right here from **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**! 🎶🌵
Join us live at **2:00 PM MST** on **TikTok (Colquhoun Entertainment)** and on **YouTube (Plateau Hame de Colquhoun)** as we bring the desert vibes, laughter, requests, and the usual dose of Colquhoun chaos.
Whether you’re into storytelling, off-grid behind-the-scenes, hanging out with our desert dogs, or you just want your name shouted out during the live, today’s stream is the perfect time to pop in and say hi.
Music in the Desert is one of our favorite community traditions—laid-back, fun, unpredictable, and always filled with good company. We may live off-grid, but we keep the creativity flowing out here on the West Mesa.
So grab your snacks, your Sunday chill vibes, and tune in at **2:00 pm MST**.
Let’s make some music, share some laughs, and enjoy a beautiful day here on the Plateau Hame de Colquhoun.
See you in the livestream!
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#KaHoonCampground #LiveInTheDesert #OffGridLife
We Hit 3,000 Followers! You WON’T Believe What Happened at Colquhoun Entertainment Today!
We Hit 3,000 Followers on TikTok! Thank You From Colquhoun Entertainment*
We did it — **3,000 followers on the Colquhoun Entertainment TikTok profile!** Out here at Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center, we share a mix of our off-grid life, behind-the-scenes at Colquhoun Entertainment, Music in the Desert prep, and of course the daily chaos of two mischievous desert dogs. Watching our little community grow has been both humbling and absolutely hilarious.
Whether we’re filming sunrise at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, showing off the campground, or sharing the antics of our fearless little troublemaker and the big gentle goof who watches over everything, YOU helped us make it to this milestone.
This page started as a way to bring people into our world—off-grid living, creative projects, the event center, our shows like Advocatus Diaboli’s Music in the Desert, and the day-to-day life at Ka-Hoon. Somewhere along the way, we accidentally built a community of people who love humor, real life, and the raw desert stories just as much as we do.
**Thank you for every like, comment, share, and laugh.
We see you, and we appreciate you.**
Our next goal? **5,000 followers.**
And we’re bringing you along for the ride—dogs, events, music, weirdness, off-grid adventures and all.
If you’re new here, welcome to our little corner of chaos! Stay tuned for behind-the-scenes entertainment, campground updates, paranormal stories from the West Mesa, desert living tips, and of course… plenty of canine comedy.
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Why We REALLY Celebrate Turkey Day — And It’s Not the Story You Learned in School 🦃✨
Happy Turkey Day From Plateau Hame de Colquhoun: Thankful for Today, Building a Better Tomorrow**
Here at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, also known as **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center** and **Colquhoun Entertainment**, we celebrate **Turkey Day** for reasons far different from the stories many of us were told growing up.
We don’t celebrate because of the *Christopher Columbus myth* — the version that was polished, rewritten, and stripped of truth.
We celebrate to honor something real:
**Gratitude. Community. Growth. And the responsibility we all share to help build a better tomorrow.**
We can’t rewrite history,
we can’t undo the harm that was done,
but we *can* choose what we stand for today.
Here on the Plateau, Turkey Day is about:
✨ Giving thanks for the good in our lives
✨ Appreciating the people who walk beside us
✨ Opening our doors to neighbors, travelers, and friends
✨ Learning from the past so we don’t repeat it
✨ Creating community, kindness, and connection
Whether you’re celebrating with family, friends, your campground crew, or your off-grid desert tribe, we want to wish you a warm, joyful, and peaceful day.
**Happy Turkey Day from all of us at Ka-Hoon Campground and Colquhoun Entertainment!**
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The Greenroom Is Almost Clean… and We’re Hosting TWO Turkey Days! 😂🦃🔥
🦃 Prepping the Greenroom for Community Turkey Day: Organized… Ish**
Today at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**, we tackled one of the biggest challenges of the holiday season:
**Cleaning the Greenroom.**
Did we get it spotless?
No.
Did we get it clean *enough* to survive Community Turkey Day?
Absolutely.
We’ll call it “organized chaos”—the official décor style of Thanksgiving week on the **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**. A few things still need to be built, a few things need a proper home, and a few items are currently living in the “temporary-but-maybe-permanent” pile. But hey—progress is progress.
This year, we’re hosting not one, but **two Community Turkey Day celebrations**!
Why two?
Because not everyone’s schedule lands perfectly on Thursday, and we believe everyone deserves a seat at the table, a warm meal, and a place to laugh with friends.
We picked up a **22-pound turkey**, ready to feed an army (or at least a hungry desert community). And the star of today’s prep?
The **Bean Cake**—yes, *that* Bean Cake—baked with love, chaos, and lots of encouragement during our morning TikTok livestream. Thank you to everyone who stirred, voted, commented, and laughed along with us. You are part of this tradition now.
As we roll into tomorrow and Friday, we’re excited, grateful, and only mildly exhausted. Community is what makes this place feel like home, and we can’t wait to share two days of food, stories, and laughter with all of you.
Happy almost-Turkey-Day from the desert!
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#CommunityTurkeyDay #KaHoonCampground #OffGridLife #ThanksgivingPrep #HolidayChaos
Dog Sits ON His Sister… and Her Face Says EVERYTHING 😂🐾
**🐾 When Your Couch Turns Into a Canine Circus: Dreugan & Persephone’s Comedy Show**
Here at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**, we see plenty of wild things out in the New Mexico desert—
but nothing, *nothing*, compares to the chaos that happens on our couch.
This week’s episode of **“Why Are the Dogs Like This?”** stars:
✨ **Dreugan**, professional troublemaker and self-appointed king of higher ground
and
✨ **Persephone**, long-suffering little sister with the patience of a saint
We captured not one, but *two* perfect photos of Dreugan perched directly on top of Persephone… on the couch… as if this is a normal household arrangement.
Persephone’s face says:
“I didn’t agree to this.”
Dreugan’s face says:
“I have achieved dominance. Bring snacks.”
If sibling rivalry had a mascot, it would be these two.
And honestly?
Out here on the **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, sometimes you just need a laugh, a deep breath, and a reminder that even the dogs are doing their best to stay warm, stay comfy, and stay dramatic.
If your Thanksgiving week is already chaotic—just remember:
At least nobody is sitting **on top of you**…
Hopefully.
Life is wild.
Dogs are ridiculous.
And we wouldn’t trade these desert moments for anything.
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#DogLife #KaHoonCampground #OffGridPets #DogComedy #ThanksgivingLaughs
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