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Off-Grid Desert Magic: Music, Campfires & Community at Plateau Hame De Colquhoun!

**Plateau Hame De Colquhoun: Where Off-Grid Living, Music & Community Come Alive**

Tucked deep in the New Mexico desert, **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** is more than a destination — it’s a living, breathing off-grid community built on creativity, freedom, and connection. Home to **Ka-Hoon Campground** and the **Ka-Hoon Event Center**, this unique space welcomes travelers, musicians, artists, and free thinkers from all walks of life.

At the heart of Plateau Hame De Colquhoun is a passion for **Music in the Desert**, a growing movement powered by **Colquhoun Entertainment** and **JAFO Productions**. From intimate campfire sessions to full live performances, the desert comes alive with sound, laughter, and unforgettable experiences.

One of the most talked-about acts to grace the stage is **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band** — a darkly humorous, genre-blending performance that pairs music with storytelling, animatronics, and pure originality. Their shows embody the spirit of Ka-Hoon: bold, different, and unapologetically authentic.

Beyond music, Plateau Hame De Colquhoun is a hub for conversation and curiosity. **Offgrid Talk** brings real discussions about alternative living, self-reliance, creativity, and community building. These conversations often spill over into late nights under the stars, where ideas flow as freely as the desert air.

Visitors can also explore **Melodies Oddities**, a space celebrating the strange, artistic, and handcrafted, or stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store**, a rustic desert staple offering essentials, curiosities, and a bit of old-school charm.

Whether you’re camping at **Ka-Hoon Campground**, attending an event at **Ka-Hoon Event Center**, or discovering the magic of Plateau Hame De Colquhoun for the first time, one thing is clear: this is a place where creativity thrives, judgment fades, and community matters.

Come experience **Music in the Desert**, off-grid living, and a community that welcomes you exactly as you are.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com



#PlateauHameDeColquhoun
#KaHoonCampground
#MusicInTheDesert
#OffGridCommunity
#DesertVibes

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Ka-Hoon Campground Adventure: Dogs, Cats, Campfires & Epic Desert Fun You Can’t Miss!

**Discover Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center – Where Fun Finds You!**

Looking for the perfect off-grid adventure in the New Mexico desert? **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center** offers an unforgettable experience for families, friends, and furry companions alike. Nestled in a stunning desert landscape, our campground combines natural beauty with quirky, fun-filled activities that will leave you laughing and making memories.

At Ka-Hoon, there’s something for everyone:

* **Playful Pets Welcome:** Dogs and cats roam freely while you enjoy the outdoors.
* **Cozy Campfires:** Roast marshmallows, strum a guitar, and enjoy warm nights under the stars.
* **Unique Campground Vibes:** String lights, tents, camper trailers, and laughter everywhere.
* **Safe & Inclusive Environment:** Serious fun, zero drama – a place to be your true self.

Whether you’re a camper, adventurer, or just looking to escape the ordinary, Ka-Hoon Campground is your next destination. Come play, relax, and embrace the weirdness!

**Plan your trip now and experience the magic of Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center!**

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com



#KaHoonCampground #DesertCampingAdventure #PetFriendlyCamping #OffGridFun #CampfireVibes

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Animatronic Skeleton Band Goes LIVE! Dark Parodies & Originals | Advocatus Diaboli

🎸 December 27th Live Show with Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band

A Night Filled with Laughter, Originals, and Dark Parodies

Get ready for a **wickedly fun night of music, humor, and gothic desert vibes** as **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band** take the stage **December 27th at 5 PM MST** for a **live performance streaming on YouTube** — and happening right here at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**.

This one-of-a-kind show blends **original music, hilarious parodies, and theatrical storytelling**, all powered by the unforgettable animatronic Grim Leafer Band. If you love music that doesn’t take itself too seriously — but still hits hard — this night is for you.



🔥 What to Expect on December 27th

* 🎶 **Live originals and parody songs**
* 😂 A **night filled with laughter** and dark humor
* 💀 The full **Grim Leafer Band** (animatronic skeleton musicians)
* 🎤 Advocatus Diaboli leading the chaos
* 🎧 **Jafo Productions running sound** for a clean, powerful mix
* 🌵 Filmed and hosted at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**
* 📺 Streaming live on **YouTube – Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**

Whether you’re tuning in online or catching the desert energy in person, this show delivers something you won’t find anywhere else.



📍 Hosted by Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC

**Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC**, home of **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**, is known for embracing the unconventional. From off-grid living to immersive music experiences in the New Mexico desert, this venue is where creativity thrives without judgment.

This December 27th performance continues that tradition — blending community, music, and unapologetic individuality.



## 🎭 Who Are Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band?

Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band are **not your average band**. Featuring animatronic skeleton musicians and a lead performer who thrives on satire, parody, and original storytelling, their shows are equal parts concert and performance art.

Each show evolves, bringing new originals, fresh parodies, and moments that keep audiences laughing while rocking out.



## 📅 Event Details at a Glance

* **📆 Date:** December 27th
* **⏰ Time:** 5 PM MST
* **🎤 Event:** Live Performance
* **📺 Where to Watch:** YouTube – *Plateau Hame De Colquhoun*
* **📍 Location:** Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center
* **🎛 Sound:** Jafo Productions



## 📩 Want to Book Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band?

Looking to bring this unforgettable experience to your event, venue, or festival?

👉 **To book Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band, contact:**
**Melodies Oddities** melodies.oddities@gmail.com

Whether it’s a campground event, themed night, private show, or special celebration, bookings are available for those ready to embrace something truly different.



## 🎶 Don’t Miss This Gothic Desert Experience

Join us **December 27th** for a **night filled with laughter, parodies, and original music** as Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band light up the desert — live and online.

👉 Subscribe on YouTube: **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
👉 Experience music that dares to be different.

Venue website: http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
Band Website:
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com


Music by: Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band
Titled: No Tomorrows




#AdvocatusDiaboli #GrimLeaferBand #AnimatronicBand #SkeletonBand #GothicComedy #ParodyMusic #LiveMusic #MusicInTheDesert

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Music in the Desert Tonight at 5PM MST 🌵 No Noise Laws, Live Bands, Off-Grid Vibes You Have to See

Music in the Desert Tonight at Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center | 5 PM MST

Tonight, the desert comes alive.

**Music in the Desert** returns to **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center** this evening at **5:00 PM MST**, bringing live music, community, and off-grid magic to the West Mesa of New Mexico. Hosted by **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**, this gathering is part of our ongoing mission to create authentic, independent music experiences under open skies.

Set against the breathtaking backdrop of the Rio Grande Valley, **Ka-Hoon Campground** and **Ka-Hoon Event Center** offer a one-of-a-kind off-grid venue where creativity thrives without limits. No noise ordinances, wide-open land, and a welcoming atmosphere make this the perfect place for live performances and real connection.

Tonight’s **Music in the Desert** lineup features powerful and unique artists, including **Advocatus Diaboli** and **Grim Leafer Band**, delivering soundscapes that match the raw energy of the desert itself. This event is supported by **Colquhoun Entertainment** and **JAFO PRODUCTIONS**, providing professional sound, stage lighting, trussing, and experienced engineering to ensure an unforgettable live music experience.

Visitors can enjoy the freedom of an off-grid setting, with camping available, BYOB and 420-friendly (personal use only), and a strong emphasis on respect for the land and each other. Stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store**, connect with fellow music lovers, and experience the creative spirit behind projects like **Melodies Oddities** and **Offgrid Talk**.

Whether you’re here for the bands, the sunset, or the sense of community, **Music in the Desert** is about more than a show — it’s about being present, unplugged, and fully yourself.

🌵 Join us tonight at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**
🎸 Music starts at **5 PM MST**
🌞 Hosted by **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
🔊 Powered by **JAFO PRODUCTIONS**

Learn more about upcoming events, camping, and off-grid gatherings at:
👉 **www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com**



#MusicInTheDesert #OffGridMusic #DesertConcert #LiveMusicNM #KaHoonCampground

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Escape the Chaos: Discover Ka-hoon Campground Where You Can Finally Be Yourself in the Desert!

It’s Okay to Be Yourself at Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center 🌵

Here at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**, we believe it’s okay to be yourself.
Out here in the open desert, there’s no pressure to fit in, rush, or be anything you’re not.

The desert moves at its own pace. Wide skies, quiet land, and open space invite you to slow down, breathe, and reconnect with yourself. This is a place where you can step away from expectations and simply be.

Respecting others matters — but just as important is **showing yourself respect**.
Honoring your boundaries, your pace, and your truth is part of living authentically.

Whether you’re visiting our campground, attending an event, or experiencing off-grid living, Ka-hoon welcomes real people just as they are. Your voice belongs here. Your presence matters here.

Take the space you need. Be true to yourself.
You’re welcome at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**. 🌵✨

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com

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#KaHoonCampground
#DesertVibes #NatureEscape #AuthenticLiving #OffGridLife #MindfulTravel #ReconnectWithNature #SlowLiving #campinglifestyle

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Desert Dogs Take Over Off-Grid Life! You Won’t Believe What They Do Every Day!

**Desert Dog Chronicles: Life With Our Off-Grid Canine Crew**

Living off-grid in the New Mexico desert brings a mix of peace, chaos, wildlife, and plenty of four-legged entertainment. Our dogs have become masters of desert life, each with a personality that adds something unique to our days. From patrol duties to playtime to dealing with unexpected nighttime visitors, every day is its own adventure.

## **Meet the Desert Crew**

### **Dreugan – The Commander**

Dreugan is the leader of the group, the one who takes charge, keeps watch, and makes sure everyone is doing exactly what they *should* be doing… even if they rarely are. He oversees everything with a seriousness that makes the rest of the chaos even funnier.

### **Vibria – The Fearless Powerhouse**

Vibria may be young, but she’s strong, fast, and muscled up—a true desert athlete. She barrels across the sand with confidence, taking on bushes, wind, odd noises, and imaginary threats with equal enthusiasm. Nothing scares her, and nothing slows her down.

### **Lurch – The Proper Gentleman**

Lurch approaches desert life with elegance, caution, and a surprising amount of politeness. Whether he’s stepping over rocks or weaving through brush, he does it like he’s wearing an evening coat and should not be soiled.

### **Persephone – The Ball Enthusiast**

Persephone has one mission in life: **her ball**. She doesn’t dig, wander, or chase after desert creatures. Instead, she sits in perfect focus, waiting for playtime. The world could fall apart around her, and she would still be locked onto that ball like it holds the secrets of the universe.



## **Daily Life in the Desert**

Each day begins with energy, excitement, and the dogs bursting into the outdoors like it’s their personal playground. Dreugan immediately takes charge of patrol, Vibria launches into high-speed adventures, Lurch attempts to stay clean and composed, and Persephone waits patiently for someone—anyone—to throw that ball.

The desert gives them plenty to investigate: shifting scents, rustling brush, birds overhead, and the occasional coyote strolling by. It’s a never-ending landscape of curiosity, freedom, and fun.



## **Nighttime Visitors: The Free-Range Bulls**

When evening falls, the desert comes alive in a very different way. New Mexico is a free-range state, meaning cattle can roam anywhere in their designated range unless fenced out. That includes right by our home—something we’re perfectly fine with.

The bulls especially seem to enjoy our area. Some nights they challenge each other, bellowing, hollering, and wrestling until sunrise. It’s loud, chaotic, and very much part of our off-grid life.

The dogs take it all in stride. Dreugan stays alert, Vibria watches with interest, Lurch keeps a respectful distance, and Persephone continues to focus entirely on her ball.



## **Life Off-Grid Brings Stories Worth Sharing**

Living in the desert with this crew means there’s always something happening—unexpected visitors, playful chaos, and moments of pure comedy. Our dogs love the space to run, explore, and express their personalities in ways only the desert can inspire.

Every day here brings a new story, and these four make sure it’s never boring.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com



#OffgridTalk #DesertDogs #DogComedy #KaHoonCampground #ColquhounEntertainment

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Why Cattle Keep Visiting Our Home—Life in a New Mexico Free-Range State Explained!

Why the Cattle Keep Visiting Our House — Life in a Free-Range State**

*(Off-Grid Talk from Plateau Hame De Colquhoun)*

If you’ve ever watched our **Offgrid Talk** videos or tuned in to **Music in the Desert**, you already know that living out here at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** comes with some surprises. But one of the questions we get most often—especially on TikTok—is:

**“Why are there cattle at your house?”**

Fair question.
And the answer is simple:

### **We live in New Mexico… a free-range state.**

That means cattle are free to roam in their designated grazing areas, and unless *we* put up fencing (which we really don’t want to), the cows are basically allowed to drop by whenever they feel like it.

And trust me—they *do*.



## **Why the Cows Love Our Place**

We’re not a fancy resort.
We’re not serving cow snacks.
We don’t even have cow Wi-Fi (yet).

But the cattle absolutely adore the same things that bring you and me joy:

* Solar cameras
* Solar lights
* Motion sensors
* Anything with a blinky light
* Anything that beeps
* Anything that looks even slightly expensive

If it glows, flashes, or makes a sound… they’re going to investigate it.

Some people fight off raccoons.
Some people fight off squirrels.
We fight off **solar-loving cows** who try to boop the cameras at **Ka-Hoon Campground** like they’re testing out new technology.

Honestly?
They’re better security guards than any alarm system.



## **Life at Ka-Hoon Campground**

Living beside free-range cattle is just part of the charm here.
Between the cows, coyotes, jack rabbits, the animatronic chaos of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**, and the unusual acts booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**, there’s never a dull moment.

Throw in the desert sound work from **Jafo Productions**, a few off-grid challenges, and nightly entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**, and you’ve got a life that’s unpredictable—but always full of stories.

So if the cattle walk by our cameras, nosing around like they’re auditioning for a desert reality show…
that’s just life at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**.

And we wouldn’t change it.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com




#PlateauHameDeColquhoun #KaHoonCampground #OffgridTalk #MusicInTheDesert #DesertLifeUnfiltered



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Caught on Camera: Desert Trespassers, Midnight Bulls & Off-Grid Chaos at Ka-Hoon Campground!

Late-Night Trespassers at Ka-Hoon Campground… and Other Desert Drama**

Most nights at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** are peaceful—the kind of quiet that makes you forget the rest of the world exists. Just desert skies, soft winds, and the occasional animatronic warming up for **Music in the Desert**.

Then there are nights like last night.
The nights where the desert decides to host its own reality show.

We caught **two trespassers** on camera.
Neither had permission.
Neither respected the “No Trespassing” signs.
Neither cared even a little.



## **Trespasser #1**

* Height: about a foot
* Long ears: satellite-level reception
* Movement: Olympic-level hopping
* Attitude: high

It was, without a doubt, a **jack rabbit** on a mission.

This fuzzy renegade zipped across **Ka-Hoon Campground** like it was late for rehearsal with **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**. It didn’t pause, didn’t wave, and definitely didn’t stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store** to contribute to the local economy.

Truly a rebellious spirit.



## **Trespasser #2**

* Height: 2–3 feet on all fours
* Tail: maximum fluff
* Eyes: full “try me”
* Species: **Coyote**, desert troublemaker extraordinaire

This one walked past the camera like it owned the whole **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. It stopped just long enough to stare directly into the lens with the expression of:

> “I walk where I want. Don’t interrupt my schedule.”

Coyotes don’t break rules.
They ignore the concept of rules entirely.



## **If Seen… Please Invite Them to Offgrid Talk**

We aren’t trying to track them down.
We’d just like to politely inform them:

**Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m. MST on TikTok.
All desert residents welcome.**

They already:

* Live off-grid
* Ignore boundaries
* Wander freely across **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
* And act like they’re long-term members of our **Membership program**

Might as well give them a voice.



## **Meanwhile… the Bulls Returned (Because of Course They Did)**

Just when we thought the night couldn’t get louder, the **free-range bulls** rolled in like they were scheduled entertainment.

They proceeded to:

* Holler
* Buller
* Wrestle
* Slam into each other
* And perform a full-contact dance battle

All.
Night.
Long.

At one point, it sounded like two dump trucks arguing over a parking spot. Even the coyote paused and went, “Bro… chill.”

If you think desert living is quiet, you have never lived next to free-range bulls with personal problems.



## **Desert Life Keeps Us Laughing**

Between the wildlife, the weirdness, and the 3 a.m. bull brawls, life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is anything but boring.

Add in:

* the odd and unusual bands booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**
* the clean audio and reliable sound work from **Jafo Productions** (the unsung heroes behind many shows)
* the off-grid entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* the animatronics of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**
* and a few overly confident tumbleweeds…

And you’ve got a place where every day writes its own story.

We live off-grid, we laugh a lot, and we take the chaos in stride. Wildlife, music, community—it’s all part of what makes this place special.

If you see the rabbit, the coyote, or the bulls…
Tell them Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m.
We’ll save them a spot and hope they bring good stories.



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http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com



#PlateauHameDeColquhoun #KaHoonCampground #OffgridTalk #MusicInTheDesert #DesertLifeUnfiltered

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Four Desert Dogs Accidentally Explain Sponsorship… and It’s Funnier Than It Should Be!

Four Dogs, One Desert Dream: A Comedy Script About Community, Support & Staying Weird**


In the middle of the desert, four very different dogs gather around a dusty old picnic table to discuss something important. Not bones… not treats… not who stole the warm spot on the bed this morning.

Nope.
They’re talking about *support*, *community*, and something surprisingly human—**sponsorships**.

The pack leader clears his throat like he’s about to give a State of the Union speech.
The youngest is already chewing on a cactus like it’s a snack.
The fancy one adjusts his imaginary bowtie.
And the unpredictable one? She’s upside down for absolutely no reason.

They aren’t promoting anything.
They aren’t selling anything.
They’re just… talking.
(Like desert dogs do.)

Their conversation turns surprisingly inspiring as they discuss how support—whether for a campground, a creative project, or a weird desert community—helps things grow. They talk about how every little bit of help makes a huge difference. They talk about how being part of something bigger than themselves feels good.

And they do it all with chaos, comedy, and fur flying everywhere.

This dog-powered script is a reminder that support doesn’t always come from big corporations or fancy sponsors. Sometimes it comes from the heart, from people who believe in your little patch of desert magic, and from four dogs who definitely shouldn’t be allowed to make business decisions… but somehow make sense anyway.

If you’re building a community, dreaming big, or building something weird and wonderful in the desert—these dogs get it.
And their message is simple:

**Support what you love, help good things grow, and don’t forget to laugh along the way.**

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com

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#DesertLife #DogComedy #OffGridAdventures #SupportSmallCreators #CommunityMagic



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LIVE Today at 2PM MST! Pop-In Music in the Desert from Ka-Hoon Campground—Don’t Miss It!

Pop-In Music in the Desert Livestream Today at 2:00 PM MST!*

Today is **Sunday, November 30th**, and we’re doing a surprise **Pop-In Music in the Desert livestream** right here from **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**! 🎶🌵

Join us live at **2:00 PM MST** on **TikTok (Colquhoun Entertainment)** and on **YouTube (Plateau Hame de Colquhoun)** as we bring the desert vibes, laughter, requests, and the usual dose of Colquhoun chaos.

Whether you’re into storytelling, off-grid behind-the-scenes, hanging out with our desert dogs, or you just want your name shouted out during the live, today’s stream is the perfect time to pop in and say hi.

Music in the Desert is one of our favorite community traditions—laid-back, fun, unpredictable, and always filled with good company. We may live off-grid, but we keep the creativity flowing out here on the West Mesa.

So grab your snacks, your Sunday chill vibes, and tune in at **2:00 pm MST**.
Let’s make some music, share some laughs, and enjoy a beautiful day here on the Plateau Hame de Colquhoun.

See you in the livestream!

Www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com




#MusicInTheDesert #ColquhounEntertainment
#KaHoonCampground #LiveInTheDesert #OffGridLife