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Escape the Chaos: Discover Ka-hoon Campground Where You Can Finally Be Yourself in the Desert!

It’s Okay to Be Yourself at Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center 🌵

Here at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**, we believe it’s okay to be yourself.
Out here in the open desert, there’s no pressure to fit in, rush, or be anything you’re not.

The desert moves at its own pace. Wide skies, quiet land, and open space invite you to slow down, breathe, and reconnect with yourself. This is a place where you can step away from expectations and simply be.

Respecting others matters — but just as important is **showing yourself respect**.
Honoring your boundaries, your pace, and your truth is part of living authentically.

Whether you’re visiting our campground, attending an event, or experiencing off-grid living, Ka-hoon welcomes real people just as they are. Your voice belongs here. Your presence matters here.

Take the space you need. Be true to yourself.
You’re welcome at **Ka-hoon Campground and Event Center**. 🌵✨

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com

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Desert Dogs Take Over Off-Grid Life! You Won’t Believe What They Do Every Day!

**Desert Dog Chronicles: Life With Our Off-Grid Canine Crew**

Living off-grid in the New Mexico desert brings a mix of peace, chaos, wildlife, and plenty of four-legged entertainment. Our dogs have become masters of desert life, each with a personality that adds something unique to our days. From patrol duties to playtime to dealing with unexpected nighttime visitors, every day is its own adventure.

## **Meet the Desert Crew**

### **Dreugan – The Commander**

Dreugan is the leader of the group, the one who takes charge, keeps watch, and makes sure everyone is doing exactly what they *should* be doing… even if they rarely are. He oversees everything with a seriousness that makes the rest of the chaos even funnier.

### **Vibria – The Fearless Powerhouse**

Vibria may be young, but she’s strong, fast, and muscled up—a true desert athlete. She barrels across the sand with confidence, taking on bushes, wind, odd noises, and imaginary threats with equal enthusiasm. Nothing scares her, and nothing slows her down.

### **Lurch – The Proper Gentleman**

Lurch approaches desert life with elegance, caution, and a surprising amount of politeness. Whether he’s stepping over rocks or weaving through brush, he does it like he’s wearing an evening coat and should not be soiled.

### **Persephone – The Ball Enthusiast**

Persephone has one mission in life: **her ball**. She doesn’t dig, wander, or chase after desert creatures. Instead, she sits in perfect focus, waiting for playtime. The world could fall apart around her, and she would still be locked onto that ball like it holds the secrets of the universe.



## **Daily Life in the Desert**

Each day begins with energy, excitement, and the dogs bursting into the outdoors like it’s their personal playground. Dreugan immediately takes charge of patrol, Vibria launches into high-speed adventures, Lurch attempts to stay clean and composed, and Persephone waits patiently for someone—anyone—to throw that ball.

The desert gives them plenty to investigate: shifting scents, rustling brush, birds overhead, and the occasional coyote strolling by. It’s a never-ending landscape of curiosity, freedom, and fun.



## **Nighttime Visitors: The Free-Range Bulls**

When evening falls, the desert comes alive in a very different way. New Mexico is a free-range state, meaning cattle can roam anywhere in their designated range unless fenced out. That includes right by our home—something we’re perfectly fine with.

The bulls especially seem to enjoy our area. Some nights they challenge each other, bellowing, hollering, and wrestling until sunrise. It’s loud, chaotic, and very much part of our off-grid life.

The dogs take it all in stride. Dreugan stays alert, Vibria watches with interest, Lurch keeps a respectful distance, and Persephone continues to focus entirely on her ball.



## **Life Off-Grid Brings Stories Worth Sharing**

Living in the desert with this crew means there’s always something happening—unexpected visitors, playful chaos, and moments of pure comedy. Our dogs love the space to run, explore, and express their personalities in ways only the desert can inspire.

Every day here brings a new story, and these four make sure it’s never boring.

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Why Cattle Keep Visiting Our Home—Life in a New Mexico Free-Range State Explained!

Why the Cattle Keep Visiting Our House — Life in a Free-Range State**

*(Off-Grid Talk from Plateau Hame De Colquhoun)*

If you’ve ever watched our **Offgrid Talk** videos or tuned in to **Music in the Desert**, you already know that living out here at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** comes with some surprises. But one of the questions we get most often—especially on TikTok—is:

**“Why are there cattle at your house?”**

Fair question.
And the answer is simple:

### **We live in New Mexico… a free-range state.**

That means cattle are free to roam in their designated grazing areas, and unless *we* put up fencing (which we really don’t want to), the cows are basically allowed to drop by whenever they feel like it.

And trust me—they *do*.



## **Why the Cows Love Our Place**

We’re not a fancy resort.
We’re not serving cow snacks.
We don’t even have cow Wi-Fi (yet).

But the cattle absolutely adore the same things that bring you and me joy:

* Solar cameras
* Solar lights
* Motion sensors
* Anything with a blinky light
* Anything that beeps
* Anything that looks even slightly expensive

If it glows, flashes, or makes a sound… they’re going to investigate it.

Some people fight off raccoons.
Some people fight off squirrels.
We fight off **solar-loving cows** who try to boop the cameras at **Ka-Hoon Campground** like they’re testing out new technology.

Honestly?
They’re better security guards than any alarm system.



## **Life at Ka-Hoon Campground**

Living beside free-range cattle is just part of the charm here.
Between the cows, coyotes, jack rabbits, the animatronic chaos of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**, and the unusual acts booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**, there’s never a dull moment.

Throw in the desert sound work from **Jafo Productions**, a few off-grid challenges, and nightly entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**, and you’ve got a life that’s unpredictable—but always full of stories.

So if the cattle walk by our cameras, nosing around like they’re auditioning for a desert reality show…
that’s just life at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**.

And we wouldn’t change it.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com




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Caught on Camera: Desert Trespassers, Midnight Bulls & Off-Grid Chaos at Ka-Hoon Campground!

Late-Night Trespassers at Ka-Hoon Campground… and Other Desert Drama**

Most nights at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** are peaceful—the kind of quiet that makes you forget the rest of the world exists. Just desert skies, soft winds, and the occasional animatronic warming up for **Music in the Desert**.

Then there are nights like last night.
The nights where the desert decides to host its own reality show.

We caught **two trespassers** on camera.
Neither had permission.
Neither respected the “No Trespassing” signs.
Neither cared even a little.



## **Trespasser #1**

* Height: about a foot
* Long ears: satellite-level reception
* Movement: Olympic-level hopping
* Attitude: high

It was, without a doubt, a **jack rabbit** on a mission.

This fuzzy renegade zipped across **Ka-Hoon Campground** like it was late for rehearsal with **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**. It didn’t pause, didn’t wave, and definitely didn’t stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store** to contribute to the local economy.

Truly a rebellious spirit.



## **Trespasser #2**

* Height: 2–3 feet on all fours
* Tail: maximum fluff
* Eyes: full “try me”
* Species: **Coyote**, desert troublemaker extraordinaire

This one walked past the camera like it owned the whole **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. It stopped just long enough to stare directly into the lens with the expression of:

> “I walk where I want. Don’t interrupt my schedule.”

Coyotes don’t break rules.
They ignore the concept of rules entirely.



## **If Seen… Please Invite Them to Offgrid Talk**

We aren’t trying to track them down.
We’d just like to politely inform them:

**Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m. MST on TikTok.
All desert residents welcome.**

They already:

* Live off-grid
* Ignore boundaries
* Wander freely across **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
* And act like they’re long-term members of our **Membership program**

Might as well give them a voice.



## **Meanwhile… the Bulls Returned (Because of Course They Did)**

Just when we thought the night couldn’t get louder, the **free-range bulls** rolled in like they were scheduled entertainment.

They proceeded to:

* Holler
* Buller
* Wrestle
* Slam into each other
* And perform a full-contact dance battle

All.
Night.
Long.

At one point, it sounded like two dump trucks arguing over a parking spot. Even the coyote paused and went, “Bro… chill.”

If you think desert living is quiet, you have never lived next to free-range bulls with personal problems.



## **Desert Life Keeps Us Laughing**

Between the wildlife, the weirdness, and the 3 a.m. bull brawls, life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is anything but boring.

Add in:

* the odd and unusual bands booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**
* the clean audio and reliable sound work from **Jafo Productions** (the unsung heroes behind many shows)
* the off-grid entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* the animatronics of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**
* and a few overly confident tumbleweeds…

And you’ve got a place where every day writes its own story.

We live off-grid, we laugh a lot, and we take the chaos in stride. Wildlife, music, community—it’s all part of what makes this place special.

If you see the rabbit, the coyote, or the bulls…
Tell them Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m.
We’ll save them a spot and hope they bring good stories.



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Four Desert Dogs Accidentally Explain Sponsorship… and It’s Funnier Than It Should Be!

Four Dogs, One Desert Dream: A Comedy Script About Community, Support & Staying Weird**


In the middle of the desert, four very different dogs gather around a dusty old picnic table to discuss something important. Not bones… not treats… not who stole the warm spot on the bed this morning.

Nope.
They’re talking about *support*, *community*, and something surprisingly human—**sponsorships**.

The pack leader clears his throat like he’s about to give a State of the Union speech.
The youngest is already chewing on a cactus like it’s a snack.
The fancy one adjusts his imaginary bowtie.
And the unpredictable one? She’s upside down for absolutely no reason.

They aren’t promoting anything.
They aren’t selling anything.
They’re just… talking.
(Like desert dogs do.)

Their conversation turns surprisingly inspiring as they discuss how support—whether for a campground, a creative project, or a weird desert community—helps things grow. They talk about how every little bit of help makes a huge difference. They talk about how being part of something bigger than themselves feels good.

And they do it all with chaos, comedy, and fur flying everywhere.

This dog-powered script is a reminder that support doesn’t always come from big corporations or fancy sponsors. Sometimes it comes from the heart, from people who believe in your little patch of desert magic, and from four dogs who definitely shouldn’t be allowed to make business decisions… but somehow make sense anyway.

If you’re building a community, dreaming big, or building something weird and wonderful in the desert—these dogs get it.
And their message is simple:

**Support what you love, help good things grow, and don’t forget to laugh along the way.**

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com

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#DesertLife #DogComedy #OffGridAdventures #SupportSmallCreators #CommunityMagic



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Moonlight Turned Our Desert White?! Off-Grid Night Surprise at Ka-Hoon Campground

**Moonlit Desert Magic at Ka-Hoon Campground: When Sand Looks Like Snow**

Last night, I stepped outside expecting the quiet desert darkness… but instead, it looked like we had gotten a dusting of snow. The ground had a soft, white glow to it—like winter had somehow crept into the New Mexico desert.

But it wasn’t snow at all.
It was the **moonlight hitting the sand**, turning the desert floor into a pale, shimmering landscape. It was one of those off-grid moments where nature plays tricks on you in the best way.

Out here at **Ka-Hoon Campground**, every day—and every night—brings something unexpected. The desert has its own personality, its own humor, and its own beauty that shows up when you least expect it.

**Comment below:**
Would YOU have thought it was snow if you stepped out and saw the desert glowing white in the moonlight?



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Off-Grid Chaos Today: Dreugan Narrates While Vibria Tries to Battle a Desert Dust Devil!

**Off-Grid Life at Ka-Hoon Campground: Dust Devils, Dogs, and Desert Adventures**

Life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is always full of surprises. Today, Dreugan delivered his dramatic deep-narrator update: *“Welcome back to the desert, where Mom says everything is peaceful—but I just watched the solar system try to fight a dust devil.”*

Meanwhile, little Vibria—fearless as ever—made things even more interesting by trying to eat the dust devil. Out here, even the weather becomes part of the adventure.

Living off-grid isn’t just peaceful; it’s unpredictable, hilarious, and full of personality. Every day brings new stories, new challenges, and new moments worth sharing.

If you love off-grid life, desert vibes, cute pets, and a little chaos, Ka-Hoon Campground is the place to be.

http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com




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Live at 5 PM MST! Request Songs with Advocatus Diaboli — No Animatronics, Just Chaos!

Tonight at 5 PM MST — Music in the Desert with Advocatus Diaboli! Come Request Songs & Talk Music

It’s that time again at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun (Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center)** — our **Music in the Desert** livestream kicks off **tonight at 5 PM MST** with the one and only **Advocatus Diaboli**!

Yes… he’s warmed up.
Yes… he’s dramatic.
Yes… he *still* insists he’s the star of the universe.
And no… there will be absolutely **zero** Grim Leafer Band animatronics during tonight’s livestream.
(They refused to perform without a snack contract. We said no. Negotiations continue.)

So if you’re ready for a chill desert night with:
🎵 Live song requests
🎤 Music talk and story time
😈 Sarcastic and unnecessary commentary from Advocatus Diaboli
🔥 The Ka-Hoon desert atmosphere

— then join us **tonight at 5 PM MST**.

Bring your requests, bring your chaos, and let’s make another unforgettable night at Ka-Hoon Campground.

Tiktok: Colquhoun Entertainment
Youtube: Plateau Hame De Colquhoun

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He Was Told He May Never Sing Again… His Thanksgiving Comeback Will Leave You Speechless!

Giving Thanks: A Thanksgiving Message From Our Hearts at Ka-Hoon Campground

This year has tested us in ways we never expected. When Brent was injured and rushed into the ICU, spending a week undergoing emergency surgery, our world stopped. Doctors warned us that he might be headed to a rehab facility… and that he may never sing again.

But if there is one thing everyone knows about Brent, it’s that he doesn’t back down from a challenge. Just two days after surgery, he was singing again. While he still has obstacles ahead, his strength, determination, and passion have brought him nearly back to full singing power. His recovery has been nothing short of a blessing.

With Thanksgiving only days away, we want to take a moment to give our deepest gratitude to everyone who stood beside us through one of the hardest moments of our lives.

To our incredible neighbors who watched over our land, repaired our vehicles, made sure Anne got safely to work, and helped us with gas and food during the long hospital stay—thank you.

To my brother and his husband—thank you for helping our son fly down so he could be here with his dad when we needed him most.

To my parents and our neighbors—thank you for letting me fall apart when I needed to, for offering a shoulder to cry on, and for reminding me that we were not alone.

To our campers who stepped up to check other campers in, kept things running, and offered support—not just to us, but to one another—you are part of what makes Ka-Hoon truly special.

Although this chapter of our lives isn’t over and we still have challenges ahead, we want each and every one of you to know how much you mean to us. Your help, kindness, compassion, and love carried us through the darkest parts of this journey.

From our family, our crew, and everyone here at Ka-Hoon Campground and Plateau Hame de Colquhoun—
Thank you. Truly. Deeply. With all our hearts.

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Dogs Take Over Music in the Desert?! Dreugan, Vibria & Crew Prepare for Tonight’s Show!

The Dogs Are Running the Show at Tonight’s Music in the Desert**

Tonight’s **Music in the Desert** livestream at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is already off to a hilarious start—because the dogs decided *they* are in charge. With **Dreugan** standing on top of the dog house like he’s the king of the desert, **Vibria** and **Persephone** battling it out in a tug-of-war showdown, and all four dogs lined up ready to catch a ball, it looks like the pre-show chaos might be just as exciting as the event itself.

As always, **Advocatus Diaboli** will be bringing the music, the desert will bring the magic, and the dogs… well… they’ll bring the comedy. Whether Dreugan is “guarding the perimeter,” Vibria is calling out moving leaves, or Persephone is training for her own dance floor debut, the buildup to tonight’s livestream has already become its own entertainment.

Join us for another unforgettable evening at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** during our **Music in the Desert** series, streaming live from our off-grid **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. With music, desert vibes, off-grid charm, and apparently a full cast of canine comedians, you never know what’s going to happen next.

Catch the livestream tonight at 5 PM MDT and be part of the desert’s most unpredictable off-grid music show.

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