Why the Cattle Keep Visiting Our House — Life in a Free-Range State**
*(Off-Grid Talk from Plateau Hame De Colquhoun)*
If you’ve ever watched our **Offgrid Talk** videos or tuned in to **Music in the Desert**, you already know that living out here at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** comes with some surprises. But one of the questions we get most often—especially on TikTok—is:
**“Why are there cattle at your house?”**
Fair question.
And the answer is simple:
### **We live in New Mexico… a free-range state.**
That means cattle are free to roam in their designated grazing areas, and unless *we* put up fencing (which we really don’t want to), the cows are basically allowed to drop by whenever they feel like it.
And trust me—they *do*.
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## **Why the Cows Love Our Place**
We’re not a fancy resort.
We’re not serving cow snacks.
We don’t even have cow Wi-Fi (yet).
But the cattle absolutely adore the same things that bring you and me joy:
* Solar cameras
* Solar lights
* Motion sensors
* Anything with a blinky light
* Anything that beeps
* Anything that looks even slightly expensive
If it glows, flashes, or makes a sound… they’re going to investigate it.
Some people fight off raccoons.
Some people fight off squirrels.
We fight off **solar-loving cows** who try to boop the cameras at **Ka-Hoon Campground** like they’re testing out new technology.
Honestly?
They’re better security guards than any alarm system.
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## **Life at Ka-Hoon Campground**
Living beside free-range cattle is just part of the charm here.
Between the cows, coyotes, jack rabbits, the animatronic chaos of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**, and the unusual acts booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**, there’s never a dull moment.
Throw in the desert sound work from **Jafo Productions**, a few off-grid challenges, and nightly entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**, and you’ve got a life that’s unpredictable—but always full of stories.
So if the cattle walk by our cameras, nosing around like they’re auditioning for a desert reality show…
that’s just life at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**.
And we wouldn’t change it.
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Caught on Camera: Desert Trespassers, Midnight Bulls & Off-Grid Chaos at Ka-Hoon Campground!
Late-Night Trespassers at Ka-Hoon Campground… and Other Desert Drama**
Most nights at **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun** are peaceful—the kind of quiet that makes you forget the rest of the world exists. Just desert skies, soft winds, and the occasional animatronic warming up for **Music in the Desert**.
Then there are nights like last night.
The nights where the desert decides to host its own reality show.
We caught **two trespassers** on camera.
Neither had permission.
Neither respected the “No Trespassing” signs.
Neither cared even a little.
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## **Trespasser #1**
* Height: about a foot
* Long ears: satellite-level reception
* Movement: Olympic-level hopping
* Attitude: high
It was, without a doubt, a **jack rabbit** on a mission.
This fuzzy renegade zipped across **Ka-Hoon Campground** like it was late for rehearsal with **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**. It didn’t pause, didn’t wave, and definitely didn’t stop by the **Dusty Nail General Store** to contribute to the local economy.
Truly a rebellious spirit.
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## **Trespasser #2**
* Height: 2–3 feet on all fours
* Tail: maximum fluff
* Eyes: full “try me”
* Species: **Coyote**, desert troublemaker extraordinaire
This one walked past the camera like it owned the whole **Ka-Hoon Event Center**. It stopped just long enough to stare directly into the lens with the expression of:
> “I walk where I want. Don’t interrupt my schedule.”
Coyotes don’t break rules.
They ignore the concept of rules entirely.
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## **If Seen… Please Invite Them to Offgrid Talk**
We aren’t trying to track them down.
We’d just like to politely inform them:
**Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m. MST on TikTok.
All desert residents welcome.**
They already:
* Live off-grid
* Ignore boundaries
* Wander freely across **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
* And act like they’re long-term members of our **Membership program**
Might as well give them a voice.
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## **Meanwhile… the Bulls Returned (Because of Course They Did)**
Just when we thought the night couldn’t get louder, the **free-range bulls** rolled in like they were scheduled entertainment.
They proceeded to:
* Holler
* Buller
* Wrestle
* Slam into each other
* And perform a full-contact dance battle
All.
Night.
Long.
At one point, it sounded like two dump trucks arguing over a parking spot. Even the coyote paused and went, “Bro… chill.”
If you think desert living is quiet, you have never lived next to free-range bulls with personal problems.
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## **Desert Life Keeps Us Laughing**
Between the wildlife, the weirdness, and the 3 a.m. bull brawls, life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is anything but boring.
Add in:
* the odd and unusual bands booked through **Melodie’s Oddities**
* the clean audio and reliable sound work from **Jafo Productions** (the unsung heroes behind many shows)
* the off-grid entertainment through **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* the animatronics of **Advocatus Diaboli** and the **Grim Leafer Band**
* and a few overly confident tumbleweeds…
And you’ve got a place where every day writes its own story.
We live off-grid, we laugh a lot, and we take the chaos in stride. Wildlife, music, community—it’s all part of what makes this place special.
If you see the rabbit, the coyote, or the bulls…
Tell them Offgrid Talk starts at 8 a.m.
We’ll save them a spot and hope they bring good stories.
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Four Desert Dogs Accidentally Explain Sponsorship… and It’s Funnier Than It Should Be!
Four Dogs, One Desert Dream: A Comedy Script About Community, Support & Staying Weird**
In the middle of the desert, four very different dogs gather around a dusty old picnic table to discuss something important. Not bones… not treats… not who stole the warm spot on the bed this morning.
Nope.
They’re talking about *support*, *community*, and something surprisingly human—**sponsorships**.
The pack leader clears his throat like he’s about to give a State of the Union speech.
The youngest is already chewing on a cactus like it’s a snack.
The fancy one adjusts his imaginary bowtie.
And the unpredictable one? She’s upside down for absolutely no reason.
They aren’t promoting anything.
They aren’t selling anything.
They’re just… talking.
(Like desert dogs do.)
Their conversation turns surprisingly inspiring as they discuss how support—whether for a campground, a creative project, or a weird desert community—helps things grow. They talk about how every little bit of help makes a huge difference. They talk about how being part of something bigger than themselves feels good.
And they do it all with chaos, comedy, and fur flying everywhere.
This dog-powered script is a reminder that support doesn’t always come from big corporations or fancy sponsors. Sometimes it comes from the heart, from people who believe in your little patch of desert magic, and from four dogs who definitely shouldn’t be allowed to make business decisions… but somehow make sense anyway.
If you’re building a community, dreaming big, or building something weird and wonderful in the desert—these dogs get it.
And their message is simple:
**Support what you love, help good things grow, and don’t forget to laugh along the way.**
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#DesertLife #DogComedy #OffGridAdventures #SupportSmallCreators #CommunityMagic
Moonlight Turned Our Desert White?! Off-Grid Night Surprise at Ka-Hoon Campground
**Moonlit Desert Magic at Ka-Hoon Campground: When Sand Looks Like Snow**
Last night, I stepped outside expecting the quiet desert darkness… but instead, it looked like we had gotten a dusting of snow. The ground had a soft, white glow to it—like winter had somehow crept into the New Mexico desert.
But it wasn’t snow at all.
It was the **moonlight hitting the sand**, turning the desert floor into a pale, shimmering landscape. It was one of those off-grid moments where nature plays tricks on you in the best way.
Out here at **Ka-Hoon Campground**, every day—and every night—brings something unexpected. The desert has its own personality, its own humor, and its own beauty that shows up when you least expect it.
**Comment below:**
Would YOU have thought it was snow if you stepped out and saw the desert glowing white in the moonlight?
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Off-Grid Chaos Today: Dreugan Narrates While Vibria Tries to Battle a Desert Dust Devil!
**Off-Grid Life at Ka-Hoon Campground: Dust Devils, Dogs, and Desert Adventures**
Life at **Ka-Hoon Campground** is always full of surprises. Today, Dreugan delivered his dramatic deep-narrator update: *“Welcome back to the desert, where Mom says everything is peaceful—but I just watched the solar system try to fight a dust devil.”*
Meanwhile, little Vibria—fearless as ever—made things even more interesting by trying to eat the dust devil. Out here, even the weather becomes part of the adventure.
Living off-grid isn’t just peaceful; it’s unpredictable, hilarious, and full of personality. Every day brings new stories, new challenges, and new moments worth sharing.
If you love off-grid life, desert vibes, cute pets, and a little chaos, Ka-Hoon Campground is the place to be.
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#OffGridLife #DesertLiving #KaHoonCampground #DogTok #ViralVideo
Solar-Powered Desert Concert! Live Music, Dogs & Off-Grid Magic at Music in the Desert!
**Music in the Desert: Off-Grid Living, Solar Life & The Magic of Advocatus Diaboli**
Life in the New Mexico desert has a rhythm all its own—quiet mornings, wide-open skies, and the hum of solar power fueling every creation at Plateau Hame de Colquhoun. Out here, everything is built with intention: the music, the campground, the shows, and even the way we live day-to-day.
At the heart of it all is **Advocatus Diaboli**, host of **Music in the Desert**, bringing original music, paranormal stories, humor, and the gritty spirit of off-grid life straight to TikTok and YouTube. What started as a desert dream has become a growing community—a place where people come together for live music, talent shows, off-grid chats, and the unique energy only this land can inspire.
Each performance blends solar-powered creativity, storytelling, and the charm of our four-legged crew: Dreugan, Vibria, and Persephone. They’ve become icons of the desert, keeping watch during late-night rehearsals, guarding the studio, and occasionally demanding snacks mid-show. Their personalities shine through everything we create—especially when they get the spotlight in video content.
Living off-grid isn’t always easy, but it’s real. It takes grit, humor, and the willingness to think differently when the world tries to box you in. From windstorms to equipment malfunctions to the battles we fight simply for being different—this land teaches resilience. And through it all, the music never stops.
Music in the Desert isn’t just a livestream—it’s connection. It’s storytelling. It’s the desert singing back. Whether we’re discussing solar setups, paranormal history, desert survival, or just sharing laughs, each livestream brings our community closer. And every show is powered entirely by the sun—proof of what’s possible with passion and solar grit.
Join us for the journey, the sound, the sunsets, the dogs, and the magic that only happens out here at **Ka-Hoon Campground & Event Center**. This is creativity unfiltered, off-grid living unapologetically, and music that carries across the open desert night.
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#MusicInTheDesert #KaHoonCampground #OffGridLife #DesertVibes #SupportSmallCreators
LIVE Today at 2PM MST! Pop-In Music in the Desert from Ka-Hoon Campground—Don’t Miss It!
Pop-In Music in the Desert Livestream Today at 2:00 PM MST!*
Today is **Sunday, November 30th**, and we’re doing a surprise **Pop-In Music in the Desert livestream** right here from **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**! 🎶🌵
Join us live at **2:00 PM MST** on **TikTok (Colquhoun Entertainment)** and on **YouTube (Plateau Hame de Colquhoun)** as we bring the desert vibes, laughter, requests, and the usual dose of Colquhoun chaos.
Whether you’re into storytelling, off-grid behind-the-scenes, hanging out with our desert dogs, or you just want your name shouted out during the live, today’s stream is the perfect time to pop in and say hi.
Music in the Desert is one of our favorite community traditions—laid-back, fun, unpredictable, and always filled with good company. We may live off-grid, but we keep the creativity flowing out here on the West Mesa.
So grab your snacks, your Sunday chill vibes, and tune in at **2:00 pm MST**.
Let’s make some music, share some laughs, and enjoy a beautiful day here on the Plateau Hame de Colquhoun.
See you in the livestream!
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#KaHoonCampground #LiveInTheDesert #OffGridLife
We Hit 3,000 Followers! You WON’T Believe What Happened at Colquhoun Entertainment Today!
We Hit 3,000 Followers on TikTok! Thank You From Colquhoun Entertainment*
We did it — **3,000 followers on the Colquhoun Entertainment TikTok profile!** Out here at Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center, we share a mix of our off-grid life, behind-the-scenes at Colquhoun Entertainment, Music in the Desert prep, and of course the daily chaos of two mischievous desert dogs. Watching our little community grow has been both humbling and absolutely hilarious.
Whether we’re filming sunrise at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, showing off the campground, or sharing the antics of our fearless little troublemaker and the big gentle goof who watches over everything, YOU helped us make it to this milestone.
This page started as a way to bring people into our world—off-grid living, creative projects, the event center, our shows like Advocatus Diaboli’s Music in the Desert, and the day-to-day life at Ka-Hoon. Somewhere along the way, we accidentally built a community of people who love humor, real life, and the raw desert stories just as much as we do.
**Thank you for every like, comment, share, and laugh.
We see you, and we appreciate you.**
Our next goal? **5,000 followers.**
And we’re bringing you along for the ride—dogs, events, music, weirdness, off-grid adventures and all.
If you’re new here, welcome to our little corner of chaos! Stay tuned for behind-the-scenes entertainment, campground updates, paranormal stories from the West Mesa, desert living tips, and of course… plenty of canine comedy.
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#ColquhounEntertainment #OffGridLife #3000Followers #DesertDogs #KaHoonCampground
Live at 5 PM MST! Request Songs with Advocatus Diaboli — No Animatronics, Just Chaos!
Tonight at 5 PM MST — Music in the Desert with Advocatus Diaboli! Come Request Songs & Talk Music
It’s that time again at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun (Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center)** — our **Music in the Desert** livestream kicks off **tonight at 5 PM MST** with the one and only **Advocatus Diaboli**!
Yes… he’s warmed up.
Yes… he’s dramatic.
Yes… he *still* insists he’s the star of the universe.
And no… there will be absolutely **zero** Grim Leafer Band animatronics during tonight’s livestream.
(They refused to perform without a snack contract. We said no. Negotiations continue.)
So if you’re ready for a chill desert night with:
🎵 Live song requests
🎤 Music talk and story time
😈 Sarcastic and unnecessary commentary from Advocatus Diaboli
🔥 The Ka-Hoon desert atmosphere
— then join us **tonight at 5 PM MST**.
Bring your requests, bring your chaos, and let’s make another unforgettable night at Ka-Hoon Campground.
Tiktok: Colquhoun Entertainment
Youtube: Plateau Hame De Colquhoun
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Why We REALLY Celebrate Turkey Day — And It’s Not the Story You Learned in School 🦃✨
Happy Turkey Day From Plateau Hame de Colquhoun: Thankful for Today, Building a Better Tomorrow**
Here at **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun**, also known as **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center** and **Colquhoun Entertainment**, we celebrate **Turkey Day** for reasons far different from the stories many of us were told growing up.
We don’t celebrate because of the *Christopher Columbus myth* — the version that was polished, rewritten, and stripped of truth.
We celebrate to honor something real:
**Gratitude. Community. Growth. And the responsibility we all share to help build a better tomorrow.**
We can’t rewrite history,
we can’t undo the harm that was done,
but we *can* choose what we stand for today.
Here on the Plateau, Turkey Day is about:
✨ Giving thanks for the good in our lives
✨ Appreciating the people who walk beside us
✨ Opening our doors to neighbors, travelers, and friends
✨ Learning from the past so we don’t repeat it
✨ Creating community, kindness, and connection
Whether you’re celebrating with family, friends, your campground crew, or your off-grid desert tribe, we want to wish you a warm, joyful, and peaceful day.
**Happy Turkey Day from all of us at Ka-Hoon Campground and Colquhoun Entertainment!**
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