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GPS Took Us to Dead Ends & Arroyos… How We Found Our Off-Grid Dream

🌵 How a Dirt Road Adventure Became Plateau Hame de Colquhoun

Six years ago, while our family was working a winter ranch job in **New Mexico**, we quietly began what would become a life-changing journey. Every spare dollar was being saved with one goal in mind — **buy land to create our own event center**.

For years, we had **site managed for other venues**, helping build dreams for others. Eventually, we realized it was time to build something for ourselves — something rooted in creativity, music, community, and freedom.

Our original dream was **Minnesota**, but reality set in quickly. Land prices, harsh winters, and short seasons meant we’d only be open a few months a year. **New Mexico**, on the other hand, offered affordability, open space, and weather that allowed us to be open **year-round**.

That realization changed everything.



🌄 The Land Hunt — and the Adventure to Get There

After looking at multiple properties, none truly felt right. Some were close to highways but lacked soul. Others were accessible but restrictive. Then we found *the one* — listed by a realtor we believe was based out of **New York**.

When we called, he warned us:

> *“You don’t want that one — it’s down some dirt roads.”*

That didn’t scare us. The property was **only 42 miles from Albuquerque**, had **no noise ordinances**, and required no complicated permits. To us, it sounded almost perfect.

So we set out early one morning from **Ruidoso to Belen**, planning to look at several pieces of land. The first few weren’t terrible, but they just didn’t feel right.

Then came the journey to the land we now own — and **that was an adventure all its own**.



🧭 GPS Lies, Arroyos, and Dead-End Roads

Following GPS turned into a wild goose chase. It led us down **dead-end roads in the middle of nowhere**, far from anything familiar. At one point, GPS took us straight toward an **arroyo**, and we **almost got stuck** trying to turn around.

Another route sent us down a road **filled with trash**. Instead of turning back right away, we stopped and **cleaned up the area**, only to realize after all that effort that the road went absolutely nowhere.

No exit. No turnaround. Just desert silence.

We were frustrated, tired, and close to giving up.

But then — we found better roads.



🌌 Love at First Sight — Even in the Dark

By the time we finally arrived at the property, it was **after dark**.

And yet… I fell in love instantly.

Standing there, looking out over the valley with **city lights glowing below**, the view was breathtaking. Quiet. Powerful. It felt like home.

Still, we knew we had to see it in daylight.

So we scheduled another trip, making this land our priority.



🌞 Daylight Confirmed What Our Hearts Already Knew

When we returned during the day, we fell even harder. The land was expansive, peaceful, and full of possibility. This wasn’t just property — it was a blank canvas.

This would become **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun LLC**, home to **Ka-Hoon Campground** and **Ka-Hoon Event Center**.



💔 Almost Lost — Then Everything Changed

When we called the realtor to say we wanted the land and could pay immediately, our hearts sank.

Someone else had claimed it.

We sat there defeated, feeling like we had lost a battle — and then, **less than five minutes later**, the phone rang again.

*“The land is yours.”*

It took a moment to sink in. Then adrenaline kicked in. Debit card already in hand.

**The land was ours.**



🎶 Six Years Later — A Dream Built Off-Grid

That moment happened on **January 5th, 2020** — six years ago.

Today, that once-hard-to-reach land is home to:

* **Colquhoun Entertainment**
* **Plateau Hame de Colquhoun LLC**
* **Ka-Hoon Campground**
* **Ka-Hoon Event Center**
* **Music in the Desert**
* **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band**
* **Melodie’s Oddities**
* **Dusty Nail General Store**
* **Offgrid Talk**
* **Melodious**, tying it all together

What began as a risky drive down dirt roads — through arroyos, trash-filled paths, and wrong turns — became a place where **music echoes**, **off-grid living thrives**, and **community is built under desert skies**.

And this… is still just the beginning.

Www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com

Music by Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band  http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com




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Animatronic Skeleton Band Goes LIVE! Dark Parodies & Originals | Advocatus Diaboli

🎸 December 27th Live Show with Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band

A Night Filled with Laughter, Originals, and Dark Parodies

Get ready for a **wickedly fun night of music, humor, and gothic desert vibes** as **Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band** take the stage **December 27th at 5 PM MST** for a **live performance streaming on YouTube** — and happening right here at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**.

This one-of-a-kind show blends **original music, hilarious parodies, and theatrical storytelling**, all powered by the unforgettable animatronic Grim Leafer Band. If you love music that doesn’t take itself too seriously — but still hits hard — this night is for you.



🔥 What to Expect on December 27th

* 🎶 **Live originals and parody songs**
* 😂 A **night filled with laughter** and dark humor
* 💀 The full **Grim Leafer Band** (animatronic skeleton musicians)
* 🎤 Advocatus Diaboli leading the chaos
* 🎧 **Jafo Productions running sound** for a clean, powerful mix
* 🌵 Filmed and hosted at **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**
* 📺 Streaming live on **YouTube – Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**

Whether you’re tuning in online or catching the desert energy in person, this show delivers something you won’t find anywhere else.



📍 Hosted by Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC

**Plateau Hame De Colquhoun LLC**, home of **Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center**, is known for embracing the unconventional. From off-grid living to immersive music experiences in the New Mexico desert, this venue is where creativity thrives without judgment.

This December 27th performance continues that tradition — blending community, music, and unapologetic individuality.



## 🎭 Who Are Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band?

Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band are **not your average band**. Featuring animatronic skeleton musicians and a lead performer who thrives on satire, parody, and original storytelling, their shows are equal parts concert and performance art.

Each show evolves, bringing new originals, fresh parodies, and moments that keep audiences laughing while rocking out.



## 📅 Event Details at a Glance

* **📆 Date:** December 27th
* **⏰ Time:** 5 PM MST
* **🎤 Event:** Live Performance
* **📺 Where to Watch:** YouTube – *Plateau Hame De Colquhoun*
* **📍 Location:** Ka-Hoon Campground and Event Center
* **🎛 Sound:** Jafo Productions



## 📩 Want to Book Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band?

Looking to bring this unforgettable experience to your event, venue, or festival?

👉 **To book Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band, contact:**
**Melodies Oddities** melodies.oddities@gmail.com

Whether it’s a campground event, themed night, private show, or special celebration, bookings are available for those ready to embrace something truly different.



## 🎶 Don’t Miss This Gothic Desert Experience

Join us **December 27th** for a **night filled with laughter, parodies, and original music** as Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band light up the desert — live and online.

👉 Subscribe on YouTube: **Plateau Hame De Colquhoun**
👉 Experience music that dares to be different.

Venue website: http://www.plateauhamedecolquhoun.com
Band Website:
http://www.advocatusdiaboliandthegrimleaferband.com


Music by: Advocatus Diaboli and the Grim Leafer Band
Titled: No Tomorrows




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